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DreamGypsy

(2,252 posts)
24. Chimpanzees are very social animals
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 06:37 PM
Jan 2013

OK, I don't watch television, so I am hardly an expert on U.S. television content. I don't speak Spanish so I am doubly unqualified to discuss choices on Spanish television. I know nothing about Spanish porn channels. However, I won't let that stop me...

From Wikipedia:

Common chimpanzees live in communities that typically range from 20 to more than 150 members, but spend most of their time traveling in small, temporary groups consisting of a few individuals, "which may consist of any combination of age and sex classes."[21] Both males and females will sometimes travel alone.[21] The common chimpanzee lives in a fission-fusion society and may be found in groups of the following types: all-male, adult females and offspring, consisting of both sexes, or one female and her offspring. Chimpanzees have complex social relationships and spend a large amount of time grooming each other.


Pornography generally involves two or more individual animals, small groups, or maybe 20 to occasionally 150 I suppose, engaging in a variety of energetic activities, so there are recognizable bipedal creatures, lots of motion, auditory content my include shouts, screams, grunting, and moaning, some speech that a zoo chimp might recognize. Lots of, uh, closeup photography that the chimp might or might not appreciate, but could be perceived as grooming. So, pretty much nonstop social behavior.

Car chases, soap operas, talk shows, cartoons, crime series, sitcoms, reality shows, etc. probably don't provide the same social ... that's sOCIal...stimulation. I bet the Spanish food channel undoubtedly covers fruit dishes, but probably doesn't do a lot of leaves, leaf buds, seeds, blossoms, stems, pith, bark and resin recipes. Seems like sports shows could be interesting.

Experimenting with chimpanzee television preferences seems like a good research project...at least for researchers who like a little porn in the mix. Or for budding filmmakers who see Chimp Porn as a possible way to grow the human market.

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Zoo's chimp addicted to human porn [View all] UnrepentantLiberal Jan 2013 OP
"As many of us would have done." Politicalboi Jan 2013 #1
Maybe this monkey needs a spanking? Erose999 Jan 2013 #2
... HappyMe Jan 2013 #5
<Applause> FSogol Jan 2013 #7
LOL is way over-used, but I'm sitting here, several minutes later, and still audibly chuckling. 11 Bravo Jan 2013 #9
Bravo! Instant DUZY! Tip of my hat! - n/t coalition_unwilling Jan 2013 #21
Brilliant customerserviceguy Jan 2013 #35
She's the missing kink Blue Owl Jan 2013 #3
LOL FSogol Jan 2013 #4
Doh. n/t 1StrongBlackMan Jan 2013 #6
Proof once again. Never give a right wing religious wacko the remote.... wandy Jan 2013 #8
Yup, it was about "A" chimp, not "The" chimp. 11 Bravo Jan 2013 #10
Chimp also chose an AR-15 over a lever action.... Evasporque Jan 2013 #11
Irresponsible journalism Capt. Obvious Jan 2013 #12
At that point, I'd post a few chimp porn videos.. Stringfellow Hawke Jan 2013 #13
Chimp porn? MineralMan Jan 2013 #14
Well, there's panda porn. Stringfellow Hawke Jan 2013 #17
I pretty much have always limited my porn viewing MineralMan Jan 2013 #18
Seen 'em all - they're pretty much the same thing, agreed. Stringfellow Hawke Jan 2013 #19
Try being married for 20 years. 4_TN_TITANS Jan 2013 #23
Hairless? jberryhill Jan 2013 #27
Rule 34 Silent3 Jan 2013 #34
Oh good! Cause I like monkey porn. xchrom Jan 2013 #15
"Monkey likes porn, details at 10." Rex Jan 2013 #16
The chimp was obviously raised in a culture that devalues women Silent3 Jan 2013 #20
Touche' ! TalkingDog Jan 2013 #33
I'm actually appalled that they tried to get her to watch television...any television... joeybee12 Jan 2013 #22
Chimpanzees are very social animals DreamGypsy Jan 2013 #24
It IS a subject that chimp "gets". JHB Jan 2013 #25
I find this sad. Brickbat Jan 2013 #26
We need about 50 million dollars to research this more completely jberryhill Jan 2013 #28
Better porn than televangelists The Straight Story Jan 2013 #29
Translation: Seville Zoo Seeks Increased Visitors jberryhill Jan 2013 #30
Just one thing.....how in the heck is this not an Onion article? AverageJoe90 Jan 2013 #31
I don't know what is sadder... logosoco Jan 2013 #32
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