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Ghost in the Machine

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34. I'm so terribly sorry! I certainly didn't mean to scare you, and I NEVER would have harmed you!!
Tue Mar 12, 2013, 12:40 AM
Mar 2013

Someone had slipped me some 'shroom tea that day, and I didn't even realize I was tripping. It's just that when I drove past, the way the sun reflected off your hair, and you seemed to have such a beautiful glow around you, I thought I was seeing a real live Angel that had come down from the heavens.

I just *had* to stop and see if you were really an Angel! I was yelling "Please let me see you one more time if you're really an Angel!" After you didn't answer for a while,I figured either you really *were* one, and it was against some kind of "Angel Law, or code",to allow mere humans to see you, or I was just hallucinating, and finally gave up in despair.

Please accept my humble, heartfelt apologies

Peace, Love & Light,

Ghost



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So, what DID you do to incite him? DollarBillHines Mar 2013 #1
LOL! My come-hither glance gets 'em every time. Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #12
That's the way it works DollarBillHines Mar 2013 #15
Anyone who would meet me would know... Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #26
Hello?....Miss, did you order a pizza ?? BlueJazz Mar 2013 #2
What was he yelling? (not my guess, asking this as a question) JaneyVee Mar 2013 #3
It sounds unbelievable, since he was so close.... Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #8
You should have offered him a cigar. SayWut Mar 2013 #4
"Did you call the cops" is what I wanted to ask you. Iggo Mar 2013 #5
Yes, I did. Right away. nt Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #9
And to tell you the truth... Iggo Mar 2013 #21
So the cops thought you may have changed clothes since calling them? XRubicon Mar 2013 #35
They asked what you were wearing? LeftInTX Mar 2013 #6
Bingo. This was about 20 yrs ago. I told them I was just wearing my silver hot pants Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #10
just what i thought of JI7 Mar 2013 #14
Yes, it was very scary. It came out of the blue, for no reason... Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #31
He wanted to know if you'd found Jesus? n/t Ian David Mar 2013 #7
It crossed my mind that I might be meeting Jesus, if that man broke down my door!nt Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #18
I'm so terribly sorry! I certainly didn't mean to scare you, and I NEVER would have harmed you!! Ghost in the Machine Mar 2013 #34
You are forgiven, Ghost. Happens to me all the time! Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #36
Could you identify him if you saw him again? surrealAmerican Mar 2013 #11
That would've been a good question for them to ask, but no, that's not what they Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #16
Am I the only one who's clueless as to what everyone asked you? Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #13
And just what were you wearing, Miss, to cause that man to behave that way? Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #17
Sadly probably not. NutmegYankee Mar 2013 #19
I have no idea what to ask. hfojvt Mar 2013 #20
I don't think they asked that. Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #24
that just makes no sense to me hfojvt Mar 2013 #33
No brainer. madamesilverspurs Mar 2013 #22
Yep. That's exactly it. Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #23
I knew right away it had to be, "What were you wearing?" MadrasT Mar 2013 #25
They asked what you were wearing, of course.. ms liberty Mar 2013 #27
Yes. nt Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #28
Yup gollygee Mar 2013 #29
I would have guess they asked if you knew him. krispos42 Mar 2013 #30
If I were one of the cops Jenoch Mar 2013 #32
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