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69. If you open a door in a vast uninhabited forest it is not "uninhabited" because you are there...

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Sun Mar 17, 2013, 04:18 PM

Mar 2013

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So if you hold a door open for an invisible person in a forest... [View all] sibelian Mar 2013 OP

At all depends. Jackpine Radical Mar 2013 #1

Also what type of door is it? Is this discrimination against inanimate objects now too? Katashi_itto Mar 2013 #59

I'll help: If you open a nonexistent door in a vast uninhabited forest, Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #2

That's offensive to non-existent people. sibelian Mar 2013 #3

you seem to have some of that stuff yourself there, Buzz. Whisp Mar 2013 #4

actually since these men are creating thread after thread of fabricated outrage, with no feminist seabeyond Mar 2013 #8

it must be some kind of outlet, or something. Whisp Mar 2013 #9

A Balzac duet... WCGreen Mar 2013 #15

With or without Honor(e)? malaise Mar 2013 #23

Seriously... NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #25

From the movie The Big Lebowski, shining their balls - bowling is a big part of that movie. Whisp Mar 2013 #26

Thanks, I'll check it out. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #28

+100 zappaman Mar 2013 #39

a sequel? Whisp Mar 2013 #41

What if I told you it focused on The Jesus? zappaman Mar 2013 #43

As long as it`s John Turturro playing him then.. game on! opiate69 Mar 2013 #48

That's the idea! zappaman Mar 2013 #49

Sweet! And thanks lol.. opiate69 Mar 2013 #51

Yeah zappaman Mar 2013 #52

Same here.. I think they have one in Seattle but.. opiate69 Mar 2013 #54

I could see that working, if Tutura takes that on. Whisp Mar 2013 #55

"He's a pederast, Donny" zappaman Mar 2013 #57

"8 year olds, Dude..." opiate69 Mar 2013 #62

If you open a door in a vast uninhabited forest it is not "uninhabited" because you are there... ChisolmTrailDem Mar 2013 #69

Unless I missed it, I don't think the OP mentioned "uninhabited." NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #74

I wasn't responding to the OP (sibelian). I was responding to Buzz Clik. You know... ChisolmTrailDem Mar 2013 #75

Sorry, just an oversight. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #76

The one about the definition of "clutching at pearls" yesterday. Glad it's ChisolmTrailDem Mar 2013 #77

I'm going to look that up in my posts. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #79

Then I'm sure you're a bastard for some reason. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #5

But a benevolent bastard, I hope? sibelian Mar 2013 #7

As benevolent as bastards come, I'm sure. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #13

That's an offensive term to both unwedded mothers jazzimov Mar 2013 #58

I don't think it's often used that way any more. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #63

:-) :-) n/t JayhawkSD Mar 2013 #6

Do you mean Benevolent One Handed Clapping? DisgustipatedinCA Mar 2013 #10

How does one clap benevolently with only one hand? sibelian Mar 2013 #11

That was the entire point treestar Mar 2013 #12

Yar, Indeed... sibelian Mar 2013 #32

is he still wrong? CosmicDustBunny Mar 2013 #14

Well, it depends. Is the invisible person heading for Olive Garden? hatrack Mar 2013 #16

Mmm...Olive garden. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #17

If you set up and bash a strawman in a forest gollygee Mar 2013 #18

Yes, but it's entertaining in some way. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #19

yes. it is so fuckin entertaining lying about others to dismiss a very real issue of sexism that seabeyond Mar 2013 #20

"You men like to be bullies..." NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #21

Shit, sea, I was with you until you got to "you men". Twice. 11 Bravo Mar 2013 #34

holding teh door, pulling out a chair, ect.... is the least and easy to understand seabeyond Mar 2013 #81

"It allows a cultural mind think that women need to be cared for..." NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #86

That's offensive to straw men! sibelian Mar 2013 #22

When will we begin to respect strawmen? NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #24

When that strawman grows a beard libodem Mar 2013 #27

Thanks for the laugh. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #29

Wild leaps libodem Mar 2013 #36

I once dated a woman who not only expected me to open the car door for her to get in KansDem Mar 2013 #30

That's how my father did it libodem Mar 2013 #35

IT'S STRAWPEOPLE!! SpartanDem Mar 2013 #45

Dang, you nailed that one. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #66

is the forrest near an Olive Garden with rotating doors ? olddots Mar 2013 #68

The Olive Gardens around here don't have rotating doors. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #72

What kind of forest? Vinnie From Indy Mar 2013 #31

DOWN WITH BENEVOLENCE. THIS IS IMPORTANT. nt Nye Bevan Mar 2013 #33

Dammit libodem Mar 2013 #37

not since the battle against empathy has there been a more sinister foe. eom arely staircase Mar 2013 #67

It's Sunday afternoon... NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #38

Starting to get a handle on it all now. sibelian Mar 2013 #44

Are you sure about that? NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #46

Arg...! "HANDLE!" sibelian Mar 2013 #82

Double bah even? NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #84

not plausible arely staircase Mar 2013 #40

Oh they are there. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #42

Long live the Celtic faires of the forest who refuse to have doors much less hold them! flamingdem Mar 2013 #47

Ghàidhlig beò indeed. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #50

Be sure to watch out for Catholic bears tularetom Mar 2013 #53

What does any of this have to do with disgruntled goats? NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #56

Actually we once had a disgruntled goat tularetom Mar 2013 #64

We had a goat for twelve years. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #65

You KNOW libodem Mar 2013 #60

How do you know it's not an alien android? Kalidurga Mar 2013 #61

...Ellen James would get her tongue back. n/t DisgustipatedinCA Mar 2013 #70

One of my favorite books, ever. nt msanthrope Mar 2013 #71

I love John Irving DisgustipatedinCA Mar 2013 #73

Mu! - nt Newest Reality Mar 2013 #78

What in the f--- has brought on all these stupid posts doc03 Mar 2013 #80

This SpartanDem Mar 2013 #83

It started in a thread about sexist men liking big boobs. NaturalHigh Mar 2013 #85