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Capt.Rocky300

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8. I'm confused about a few things..........

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 10:10 PM

Apr 2013

We're the ladies doing 90 mph too? And how do you keep your hand on the steering wheel, your foot on the gas pedal, and hang your genitals out the window at any speed, much less 90? This guy must be a hell of a contortionist.

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Witnesses: Man drove 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window [View all] Paul E Ester Apr 2013 OP

The cops got him coming and going this time. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2013 #1

OMG!!! ROFL!!! calimary Apr 2013 #4

heehee 840high Apr 2013 #26

Think it will stand-up in court? nt Laffy Kat Apr 2013 #45

I just love living in Tennessee. Stuff like this happens all the time. SharonAnn Apr 2013 #53

Uuugh alcibiades_mystery Apr 2013 #2

Thanks! n/t Ms. Toad Apr 2013 #47

And yet, if you proposed this storyline on any TV sit-com, it would get rejected. lindysalsagal Apr 2013 #3

two questions: 1) What does she mean by "he exited very quickly"? Bucky Apr 2013 #5

holy shit! that's creative I'll give him that. Dangerous as hell though, lol.nt BootinUp Apr 2013 #6

90 mph is 132 feet per second. immoderate Apr 2013 #7

I've never tried the manuever lol BootinUp Apr 2013 #12

Sure. But how could there be witnesses? immoderate Apr 2013 #14

I've found that people accelerate to close to the same BootinUp Apr 2013 #15

I'm confused about a few things.......... Capt.Rocky300 Apr 2013 #8

Either that or in a jeep. So, they must have been keeping up with him ... n/t RKP5637 Apr 2013 #29

I have a jeep..... Capt.Rocky300 Apr 2013 #38

LOL! You could try for 60! RKP5637 Apr 2013 #41

cruise control? PD Turk Apr 2013 #31

You put more thought into it than me...... Capt.Rocky300 Apr 2013 #37

You just can't make this chit up. n/t CincyDem Apr 2013 #9

How do you drive, masturbate, and hang your junk out a car window TwilightGardener Apr 2013 #10

Don't forget the WAVING! WinkyDink Apr 2013 #20

He would need at least three hands, then. TwilightGardener Apr 2013 #24

Big mirrors??? RKP5637 Apr 2013 #33

Well, not texting and shaving while eating a bowl of chili might free your hands up a bit. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2013 #36

Cruise control? Spider Jerusalem Apr 2013 #40

This is truly a thread that is worthless without pictures NV Whino Apr 2013 #11

police reenactment Paul E Ester Apr 2013 #18

Yikes! NV Whino Apr 2013 #44

The logistics involved are difficult to accept. bluedigger Apr 2013 #13

Might cost you BootinUp Apr 2013 #16

Well, I could take the doors off the Jeep... bluedigger Apr 2013 #21

I guess thats the long and short of it. Left Coast2020 Apr 2013 #17

I noticed this story today, but I wasn't gonna' touch it ashling Apr 2013 #19

His genitals must be enormous to have them hanging out the window MNBrewer Apr 2013 #22

Something Like this Paul E Ester Apr 2013 #25

Reminds me of MNBrewer Apr 2013 #27

Now I have seen everything....a one legged bald guy in a wiener mobile! VanillaRhapsody Apr 2013 #43

Aha! Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #50

Vice-mayor. WinkyDink Apr 2013 #23

I find this hard to believe. It sounds physically impossible. kestrel91316 Apr 2013 #28

He definitely put the "vice" in Vice-Mayor. n/t duffyduff Apr 2013 #30

+1! BootinUp Apr 2013 #32

an Onion-worthy headline to be sure lol nt steve2470 Apr 2013 #34

There once was a man from Boston, Recovered Repug Apr 2013 #35

This is logistically difficult cbrer Apr 2013 #39

I just drove through Tennessee last week... JeffHead Apr 2013 #42

I guess that it was the only way that he could get off after missing his exit nt MrScorpio Apr 2013 #46

Well maybe he wanted to get pulled over. Initech Apr 2013 #48

And to think, that's 630 in dog mph. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #49

This exact thing happened to me several years ago Oilwellian Apr 2013 #51

I rate this up there with the penis pump judge Rex Apr 2013 #52

I don't recommend doing this at over 55 MPH Coyotl Apr 2013 #54

It's nice to see that someone still cares about safety. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #57

Imagine if his dog had jumped on the power window button........... TheCowsCameHome Apr 2013 #55

If you're behind him, better hope you've got a full tank of washer fluid. TheManInTheMac Apr 2013 #56

I am unable to visualize how that would be physically possible. slackmaster Apr 2013 #58

Has he gotten an offer from Cirque de Soleil yet? Or, America's Stupidest Home Videos? Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2013 #59