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14. Sure. But how could there be witnesses?

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Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:24 PM

Apr 2013

When a car goes by you at ninety, what can you see?

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Witnesses: Man drove 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window [View all] Paul E Ester Apr 2013 OP

The cops got him coming and going this time. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2013 #1

OMG!!! ROFL!!! calimary Apr 2013 #4

heehee 840high Apr 2013 #26

Think it will stand-up in court? nt Laffy Kat Apr 2013 #45

I just love living in Tennessee. Stuff like this happens all the time. SharonAnn Apr 2013 #53

Uuugh alcibiades_mystery Apr 2013 #2

Thanks! n/t Ms. Toad Apr 2013 #47

And yet, if you proposed this storyline on any TV sit-com, it would get rejected. lindysalsagal Apr 2013 #3

two questions: 1) What does she mean by "he exited very quickly"? Bucky Apr 2013 #5

holy shit! that's creative I'll give him that. Dangerous as hell though, lol.nt BootinUp Apr 2013 #6

90 mph is 132 feet per second. immoderate Apr 2013 #7

I've never tried the manuever lol BootinUp Apr 2013 #12

Sure. But how could there be witnesses? immoderate Apr 2013 #14

I've found that people accelerate to close to the same BootinUp Apr 2013 #15

I'm confused about a few things.......... Capt.Rocky300 Apr 2013 #8

Either that or in a jeep. So, they must have been keeping up with him ... n/t RKP5637 Apr 2013 #29

I have a jeep..... Capt.Rocky300 Apr 2013 #38

LOL! You could try for 60! RKP5637 Apr 2013 #41

cruise control? PD Turk Apr 2013 #31

You put more thought into it than me...... Capt.Rocky300 Apr 2013 #37

You just can't make this chit up. n/t CincyDem Apr 2013 #9

How do you drive, masturbate, and hang your junk out a car window TwilightGardener Apr 2013 #10

Don't forget the WAVING! WinkyDink Apr 2013 #20

He would need at least three hands, then. TwilightGardener Apr 2013 #24

Big mirrors??? RKP5637 Apr 2013 #33

Well, not texting and shaving while eating a bowl of chili might free your hands up a bit. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2013 #36

Cruise control? Spider Jerusalem Apr 2013 #40

This is truly a thread that is worthless without pictures NV Whino Apr 2013 #11

police reenactment Paul E Ester Apr 2013 #18

Yikes! NV Whino Apr 2013 #44

The logistics involved are difficult to accept. bluedigger Apr 2013 #13

Might cost you BootinUp Apr 2013 #16

Well, I could take the doors off the Jeep... bluedigger Apr 2013 #21

I guess thats the long and short of it. Left Coast2020 Apr 2013 #17

I noticed this story today, but I wasn't gonna' touch it ashling Apr 2013 #19

His genitals must be enormous to have them hanging out the window MNBrewer Apr 2013 #22

Something Like this Paul E Ester Apr 2013 #25

Reminds me of MNBrewer Apr 2013 #27

Now I have seen everything....a one legged bald guy in a wiener mobile! VanillaRhapsody Apr 2013 #43

Aha! Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #50

Vice-mayor. WinkyDink Apr 2013 #23

I find this hard to believe. It sounds physically impossible. kestrel91316 Apr 2013 #28

He definitely put the "vice" in Vice-Mayor. n/t duffyduff Apr 2013 #30

+1! BootinUp Apr 2013 #32

an Onion-worthy headline to be sure lol nt steve2470 Apr 2013 #34

There once was a man from Boston, Recovered Repug Apr 2013 #35

This is logistically difficult cbrer Apr 2013 #39

I just drove through Tennessee last week... JeffHead Apr 2013 #42

I guess that it was the only way that he could get off after missing his exit nt MrScorpio Apr 2013 #46

Well maybe he wanted to get pulled over. Initech Apr 2013 #48

And to think, that's 630 in dog mph. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #49

This exact thing happened to me several years ago Oilwellian Apr 2013 #51

I rate this up there with the penis pump judge Rex Apr 2013 #52

I don't recommend doing this at over 55 MPH Coyotl Apr 2013 #54

It's nice to see that someone still cares about safety. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #57

Imagine if his dog had jumped on the power window button........... TheCowsCameHome Apr 2013 #55

If you're behind him, better hope you've got a full tank of washer fluid. TheManInTheMac Apr 2013 #56

I am unable to visualize how that would be physically possible. slackmaster Apr 2013 #58

Has he gotten an offer from Cirque de Soleil yet? Or, America's Stupidest Home Videos? Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2013 #59