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47. So I have this Time Machine in my garage. You can use it but there's one rule...

Reply to quinnox (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:33 PM

Apr 2013

If you choose to a point in the future which is past the time the world has ended you have to stay where you end up.

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When will the USA dissolve? [View all] Taverner Apr 2013 OP

July 8th, 20014 !0:14 PST zappaman Apr 2013 #1

Ya sure? 20012 is going to be one hell of a year Taverner Apr 2013 #3

"Asteroid destroys Bakersfield" zappaman Apr 2013 #8

Lack of people who have a head like a potato?? cliffordu Apr 2013 #16

Ahhhh...I see you've been there too! n/t zappaman Apr 2013 #24

Bakersfield "jokes." Le Taz Hot Apr 2013 #25

Ever been? zappaman Apr 2013 #28

As a matter of fact I have Le Taz Hot Apr 2013 #31

I wonder if that sign I saw in the mid-90s is still on the bridge to Oildale? zappaman Apr 2013 #33

There were plenty of Le Taz Hot Apr 2013 #34

Mid 90's. zappaman Apr 2013 #35

San Berdino: cliffordu Apr 2013 #37

I Keed! I keed! I only pick on Bakersfield because it's the home of FR Taverner Apr 2013 #48

Well.... cliffordu Apr 2013 #40

Great song! n/t zappaman Apr 2013 #41

This planet will no longer support Human life in 75 years. I say the USA lasts less than that Vincardog Apr 2013 #2

Ding ding ding + a gazillion LiberalLoner Apr 2013 #5

You know how long people have predicted this? n-t Logical Apr 2013 #17

That's so cute!!! n/t greytdemocrat Apr 2013 #21

Whatta buncha shit RZM Apr 2013 #43

It is interesting quinnox Apr 2013 #4

So I have this Time Machine in my garage. You can use it but there's one rule... cherokeeprogressive Apr 2013 #47

I'm going to write a number down... PETRUS Apr 2013 #6

You would have to define 'USA.' onehandle Apr 2013 #7

When the major multinational corporations can profit from it. baldguy Apr 2013 #9

A few factors PATRICK Apr 2013 #10

Probably until the next world war. Warpy Apr 2013 #11

Not soon enough. I'm ready for an independent West Coast state. Comrade Grumpy Apr 2013 #12

You understand the exact opposite scenario is more likely, right? bluedigger Apr 2013 #23

Actually RantinRavin Apr 2013 #39

mid-centuryish, as climate change makes maintaining empire impossible villager Apr 2013 #13

<100 Loge23 Apr 2013 #14

probably whenever the oil runs out n/t tralala Apr 2013 #15

Mid century. I hope it lasts the rest of my life--I'm 62. mnhtnbb Apr 2013 #18

sooner if you stir it a little Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #19

That's funny RZM Apr 2013 #44

Next week. MineralMan Apr 2013 #20

Well, first the CEO's MUST raid all the cash accounts and sell off the assets HereSince1628 Apr 2013 #22

I don't know when but when it does we can avoid a war by just agreeing to a few points and have a hrmjustin Apr 2013 #26

Fizzzzz orpupilofnature57 Apr 2013 #27

When will Taverner post a happy post? babylonsister Apr 2013 #29

Um, I was able to poop without pharmaceutical aids this morning? Taverner Apr 2013 #49

Inquiring minds do NOT want to know that! randome Apr 2013 #58

The USA will fade in power riverbendviewgal Apr 2013 #30

Take Your Pick... WillyT Apr 2013 #32

There is only one thing you can absolutely count on. mick063 Apr 2013 #36

I've been waiting for something to grow from its rotting corpse since 2001... Agnosticsherbet Apr 2013 #38

It won't treestar Apr 2013 #42

the ultimate free trade zone Buffalo Bull Apr 2013 #52

I prefer to think we will take over and make Mexico up to our standards treestar Apr 2013 #55

I heard that joke when they debated NAFTA Buffalo Bull Apr 2013 #61

Probably a pretty long time RZM Apr 2013 #45

I think it has already happened actually... jimlup Apr 2013 #46

By my expert calculations, HappyMe Apr 2013 #50

What's a "USA"? Newest Reality Apr 2013 #51

When you assume something will happen that can add to the probability that it will happen. patrice Apr 2013 #53

Nicely put! randome Apr 2013 #57

it's already gone datasuspect Apr 2013 #54

IMHO this thread topic belongs at sites like Free Republic not DU. TeamPooka Apr 2013 #56

Au contraire! Taverner Apr 2013 #60

Impossible to say with our sudden leaps in technology. Rex Apr 2013 #59

How do you define the USA? theKed Apr 2013 #62

True - the Byzantines, and European Monarchys called themsevles "Romans" Taverner Apr 2013 #64

OTOH, the Byzantine empire lasted 1000 years. cemaphonic Apr 2013 #65

Hell...Nations theKed Apr 2013 #66

I'd be surprised if the United States lasted another 50 years. TimberValley Apr 2013 #63

I agree with you. smirkymonkey Apr 2013 #67