The "Professional Left"... Where Do I Collect My Paycheck ???

[graham4anything]

38. I wish I had the assets Ralph Nader and Ron Paul has.

Considering where all the money had and his buddy Ron Paul have obtained in campaign finance dollars and considering Ralph hasn't actually worked a day job in how many decades now...
and in these harsh economic times

Ralph is the 1/2 of 1% in his own asset accounts.

Isn't America wonderful?

One can rail on negatively for 40 years about this and that, and live like, well, actually BE a millionaire in the good old USA (cue in the old Chevy commercial from the 1970s).

Laughing all the way to the bank, the old $$$Ralph$$$Nader$$$way.

Ralph, we hardly knew ye.
It's easier to take a dive and stay down than to contribute.

Ralph, and Ron sitting in a tree
$$$$$$$
First came Ralph
Then came Ron
Then came millions in their garbage can

What a cottage industry it is.

cue in Brewer and Shipley's One toke over the Line for a little background music

or to unfortunately paraphrase Kermit
It is easy being Green. Green Money that is. Green is the color of both Ron and Ralph's assets.

Some play to win
Some play to lose
Ralph and Ron got the $$$$$ to prove
(with apologies to Danny O'keefe).