uncle can't find a place to bury nephew

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40. catholics - you can cremate but still have to entombed somehow, so i guess the problem would remain

"In other cases, columbaria are built into church structures. One example is the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels (Los Angeles, California), which houses a number of columbarium niches in the mausoleum built into the lower levels of the Cathedral. The construction of columbaria within churches is particularly widespread in the Czechoslovak Hussite Church. An example can be seen at the Church of St Nicolas in Old Town Square (Prague). In the Roman Catholic Church, although traditional burial is still preferred, cremation is permitted provided that the cremated remains are buried or entombed. As a result, columbaria can be found within some Catholic cemeteries."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbarium

The point, it would seem, would be that there is a final resting place so even if these guys were some sort of Catholic or Episcopal terrorists they'd still have to find a place but the cremation itself is permissible.