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dembotoz

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50. would the vultures get stoned if they ate your narcotic hazed body????

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #38)

Thu May 9, 2013, 04:10 PM

May 2013

I see a great video on tosh 2.0 in the making here......

stone vultures flying into walls....

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Why do I see this as foretaste of our fate? Junkdrawer May 2013 #1

Every organic entity on this planet is food for another organic entity. Ikonoklast May 2013 #2

Huh? Marr May 2013 #23

Louis CK Yavin4 May 2013 #32

Yeah, true. That was totally weird, though. AverageJoe90 May 2013 #75

You're just really weird like that, I suppose. I dunno really. AverageJoe90 May 2013 #74

It was on my mind today.... Junkdrawer May 2013 #76

And here I thought BONES exaggerated.. Tikki May 2013 #3

It's what vultures do. The headline's focus aside, I guess this is more about pinto May 2013 #4

Vultures killed stuff in the 1970s. sofa king May 2013 #72

called a "Sky Burial" in Tibet riverwalker May 2013 #5

Griffon vultures are beautiful birds... DreamGypsy May 2013 #6

That is a magnificent looking animal! randome May 2013 #56

That's a beautiful photo of a vulture! lunatica May 2013 #58

+1 Jamastiene May 2013 #77

How the Clean-up Crew operates in Texas, too... Eleanors38 May 2013 #7

What a great way to go- I am not kidding. Instant death and sky burial, giving life to the planet KittyWampus May 2013 #8

980 feet isn't "instant" until you hit the bottom Scootaloo May 2013 #27

It's exactly how I'd like to go. Warren DeMontague May 2013 #38

would the vultures get stoned if they ate your narcotic hazed body???? dembotoz May 2013 #50

Not my problem anymore Warren DeMontague May 2013 #57

addicted vultures--oh the humanity dembotoz May 2013 #61

Vultures in South Asia were dying of kidney failure from drugs given to cattle muriel_volestrangler May 2013 #86

That sounds peaceful. Jamastiene May 2013 #81

In fact, come to think of it, I may actually include the phrase "geeezed to the yammer" in my Warren DeMontague May 2013 #84

It's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop... backscatter712 May 2013 #48

:) stuntcat May 2013 #63

sounds like an opportunity for a non-polluting alternative to cremation or burial yurbud Apr 2014 #89

We're talking a guy longer than the height of the Comcast Center. HughBeaumont May 2013 #9

Personally I think the being dead part is worse flamingdem May 2013 #10

Me too. tblue May 2013 #26

So who timed the vultures? Myrina May 2013 #11

I'm not sure how easy it is to rescue/recover someone after a 980 foot fall Renew Deal May 2013 #13

Ok, so ... did her hiking crew sit there and watch her get eaten? Myrina May 2013 #14

That's presumably how long it too somebody to reach her body. kestrel91316 May 2013 #16

According to this French-language article, Art_from_Ark May 2013 #66

I have a problem with this story. Cleita May 2013 #18

Big differences between old world and new world vultures Scootaloo May 2013 #33

Thanks. I appreciate the lesson as I really didn't know. I just know about birds from Cleita May 2013 #42

Oh dear. MADem May 2013 #51

They had a guy at the bottom with a stopwatch? Jamastiene May 2013 #80

respect teh wildlife snooper2 May 2013 #12

Parsis in India feed their dead to vultures .. guess it pretty eco friendly srican69 May 2013 #15

I want to be fed to whales. tblue May 2013 #28

Join the crew of the Pequod n/t Scootaloo May 2013 #34

Sea creatures are my choice as well - I've told my wife that I want to go straight petronius May 2013 #60

I wish we really did have more choices. Jamastiene May 2013 #79

Oh goodness. Where is that? tblue May 2013 #85

My county is in the southern central part of NC. Jamastiene May 2013 #88

Well... HappyMe May 2013 #17

Weird that the vultures would attack living livestock. They usually Cleita May 2013 #19

There's several types of them, with widely varying behaviours. (nt) Posteritatis May 2013 #54

Cliff? KamaAina May 2013 #20

hmm. In that case who were the vultures? flamingdem May 2013 #36

Wall Street banksters! KamaAina May 2013 #40

She fell 980 feet, the part about her being dead before the Rex May 2013 #21

note to self: stay out of the Pyrenees next trip to Spain...a little cafe in Barcelona, CTyankee May 2013 #22

I agree. HappyMe May 2013 #25

Hoping to get back to Spain in 2014. Beautiful country! I found the Pyrenees very CTyankee May 2013 #29

Did you happen to see The Way with Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez ? Hassin Bin Sober May 2013 #67

I missed that one. It sounds very interesting...another note to self to pick that one up... CTyankee May 2013 #87

What's up with people risking their lives over mountains flamingdem May 2013 #37

Wtf? HappyMe May 2013 #39

I'm referring to myself flamingdem May 2013 #45

Oh! I'm sorry. HappyMe May 2013 #46

No name for victim. No precise date for incident. No precise location for incident. struggle4progress May 2013 #24

That stood out to me too. Jamastiene May 2013 #82

They are efficient get the red out May 2013 #30

As Thomas Hobbes wrote: aristocles May 2013 #31

Vultures gotta vultch. nolabear May 2013 #35

Yep. "Circle of Life" and all. GoCubsGo May 2013 #41

I agree. Don't hate the raptor, hate the maim. nt Poll_Blind May 2013 #43

* Bucky May 2013 #49

Oh, Sweet Jesus. nolabear May 2013 #53

[wail of anguish] (nt) Posteritatis May 2013 #55

LOL stuntcat May 2013 #64

I "rescued" some French tourists in Death Valley a few months ago Nevernose May 2013 #44

Pipe down, people. I'm trying to think up how I can blame this on Ted Cruz. Bucky May 2013 #47

vultures get hungry too datasuspect May 2013 #52

Isn't the story "Woman Dies After Falling Off Cliff?" Blue_Tires May 2013 #59

fast food..... MFM008 May 2013 #62

It will take longer for me too. Jamastiene May 2013 #83

Well, I guess that means she was recycled. Honeycombe8 May 2013 #65

Thought humans were at the top of the food chain..... MzShellG May 2013 #68

All-you-care-to-eat (limited time only) (nt) Nye Bevan May 2013 #69

Circle of Life. sadbear May 2013 #70

whoa Liberal_in_LA May 2013 #71

Hopefully, she was a Zoroastrian. nt MrScorpio May 2013 #73

It sounds better if you refer to the process as excarnation. dimbear May 2013 #78