Police beating man to death in sacramento

[Savannahmann]

14. Yeah, and I wouldn't doubt that the investigation goes something like this.

Investigator: Hey Mike, that scumbag you beat to death, he was resisting right?

Mike: Yeah, I told him to stop resisting and put his hands behind his back.

Investigator: Tommy was behind choking him and had his arms pinned by the at the time right?

Mike: Yeah, you should have seen him turning blue man, it was beautiful, his tongue all hanging out and shit.

Investigator: Well, sounds good to me. Keep up the good work. Let me go write this up and tell the morons who pay our salary that you are devastated that you had to take a life and sincerely wish that there was an alternative open to you.

Mike: Yeah, and tell them that I'm totally dedicated to protecting them from the criminal element while I am on administrative leave, and look forward to getting back to the job of protecting the innocent.

Investigator: Right, so where you going on administrative leave?

Mike: I'm going to Disneyland, but tell the morons of the press that I'm in seclusion to get over the horrible events that led to the loss of life.

Investigator: Right, I'll be sure to do that.

Everybody laughs as they go their separate ways, another good days work, and another trial avoided by killing the poor bastard they targeted.