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dr.strangelove

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16. The National E-mail Lotto?

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 10:07 AM

Jun 2013

FROM: NATIONAL E-MAIL LOTTO
TO: Laden, Osama Bin
RE: PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION CATEGORY

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of the nationale lotterie promotion program.
The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 10,000,0000 e-mail addresses. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of winners.

You are to receive a cash prize of 2,500,000.00.(TWO MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS ONLY).

Your prize awards has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent and provide your name, bank account numbers, pin/passwords and social security numbers.

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days. After this date all unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake.

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Bin Laden won. [View all] Faryn Balyncd Jun 2013 OP

...a deep sea dirt nap. nt onehandle Jun 2013 #1

yep In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #2

Is fear less self destructive if its object is inanimate? Faryn Balyncd Jun 2013 #14

What could you possibly mean by that? What was Bin Ladin's goals? el_bryanto Jun 2013 #3

Google is your resource. He was pretty straightforward. n/t Egalitarian Thug Jun 2013 #10

He wanted to create a fascist America? That was his goal? nt el_bryanto Jun 2013 #15

I cannot address his goals Angelonthesidelines Jun 2013 #34

No.. Al Quaeda had 2 goals with 9/11 SomethingFishy Jun 2013 #39

Mass paranoia. GeorgeGist Jun 2013 #42

from 2001-8 he did. In Jan. 2009 he lost big time. graham4anything Jun 2013 #4

What did he win? lunatica Jun 2013 #5

. . . when Bush broke the Republic, and nobody has tried to fix it leveymg Jun 2013 #6

bin Laden had nothing to do with it. MrSlayer Jun 2013 #7

true Faryn Balyncd Jun 2013 #8

Exactly. WinkyDink Jun 2013 #9

the mulit-national fascists won tk2kewl Jun 2013 #12

Global fascists/authoritarians and who do you think the bin Ladens are? n/t Egalitarian Thug Jun 2013 #17

bin laden was just their useful tool. nt Javaman Jun 2013 #30

That is the best response to this post gtar100 Jun 2013 #33

Years ago, under the idiot son. n/t Egalitarian Thug Jun 2013 #11

Posting that probably put you on a list. JW2020 Jun 2013 #13

Long suspected Skinner and EarlG are NSA. DU is a honey trap operation to collect data emulatorloo Jun 2013 #18

You don't think Secret Service and the FBI monitor this board? JW2020 Jun 2013 #20

Suspected that the first day I joined, and I just don't give a shit. emulatorloo Jun 2013 #24

Personally I think they are more interested in Freeperville Sheepshank Jun 2013 #28

There is no list Angelonthesidelines Jun 2013 #41

The National E-mail Lotto? dr.strangelove Jun 2013 #16

So that herbal viagra stuff really works? emulatorloo Jun 2013 #19

Yup, in the Race To Become Fish Food he scored a clear victory. 11 Bravo Jun 2013 #21

Oh bullshit. Zoeisright Jun 2013 #22

Clueless denial is also! n-t Logical Jun 2013 #36

I think some of us said he would if the PA were passed. sinkingfeeling Jun 2013 #23

If the President decides to come out against the NSA's data-collection ... Laelth Jun 2013 #25

"The Demon is Dead; So Are Many of Our Rights" marions ghost Jun 2013 #26

+1. And, the race to nearly bankrupt the Republic in endless war. SomeGuyInEagan Jun 2013 #31

Drama much? n/t Sheepshank Jun 2013 #27

Nope. Carnage251 Jun 2013 #29

Tssk... ForeignandDomestic Jun 2013 #32

It amazes me so many people do not realize this! Every time.... Logical Jun 2013 #35

+1 So true. nt snappyturtle Jun 2013 #40

Bush gave him everything he demanded. Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #37

On the day we invaded Iraq, yes he did. JoePhilly Jun 2013 #38