IRISH WRATH: Obama Destroyed & Called A War Criminal In Irish Parliament

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205. Yes, it is glorious to wake up in the new dawn, isn't it?

Blessed are we to live under a government that listens to our every word
and responds to our needs with smiles and deadly force.
Where we daily and unceasingly send men and women to foreign countries
to bring peace at the end of a smoking gun, democracy by remote control.

Where we watch our grandmothers eat cat food and our children slowly mutate
as the carcasses of bees pile up around their shoes.
Where we have to pay for healthcare we can't afford to use. Oh, how lucky are we.
Thank our leaders that we still can afford cheap slave labor -- even if it is us.

Yes, it is glorious to live in the new day, the dawning of time
when Americans can celebrate another 4th of July by shooting fireworks
in a classroom full of above average students taking tests with loaded questions.

Dandy days.

No more do the bankers get rich while we grow thin. The corporations never make us sick.
The needy no longer walk upright among us. We have evicted poverty,
foreclosed our borders, removed the high wire
so none would fall -- no need for safety nets at all.

Our government listens to us and and listens well.
Our president is our security blanket
who keeps us warm at night when the storm winds howl about our ears.

Oh thank you glorious leader! We bask in the golden light of your benevolent rule!

While we may have heard the same old song and dance before,
Thank you thank you for another spectacular performance.

If we fall asleep before the intermission and wake up to find someone
sitting beside us eating our popcorn, we authorize the use of pepper spray.

In his name. Amen.