I think it's high time we banned Drano [View all]
Do you know how toxic that stuff is? I mean, if you drink it -- IT WILL KILL YOU!!!
Now, you may be saying "but most Drano users use it responsibly!" but that's irrelevant. What IS relevant, is that this stuff is dangerous.
While we're at it, we should also ban any products with chlorine and any products with ammonia. Do you know what happens if you mix those two chemicals? You get a crude form of Mustard Gas!!!!
Of course, since there may be a need, we should set up a board of Chemical Experts who will grill you for hours should you choose to buy one of these. Only when you get their permission, can you buy some. And it will be regulated, oh boy will it be! In fact, every time you get their permission, you have to do a toxicity screen to make sure you don't have any of this in you. And when you're done, you have to return the unused portion back to the chemical center.
We should eventually roll out this plan for all toxic chemicals, including alcohol and Di-hydrogen Monoxide...
On Edit: Oh I guess I have to put this in here: 
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