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Politicub

(12,327 posts)
14. Uhm, it's in the bible
Thu Jul 4, 2013, 11:55 AM
Jul 2013

and the name of the site is Dumb stuff the bible says.

I think that's the only criteria for sourcing the quotes.

And blah blah blah Israel handing down law blah blah blah. That may be what some believe, but fundamentalist christians say that the whole shebang is the inerrant Word of God(TM). It's fun to point out the absurdity of the bible since they say they take it so literally.

So they should pluck out their eyes, put their babies near snake pits and nosh on some dung, because it's all in the book.

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I think it's just become. Mine, too. NV Whino Jul 2013 #1
Those are hysterical! Le Taz Hot Jul 2013 #2
They have a lot of material to work with. Arkansas Granny Jul 2013 #3
Hilarious! n/t JimDandy Jul 2013 #4
Hilarious Brainstormy Jul 2013 #5
They've only just begun. And have a long way to go before they exhaust that well. gtar100 Jul 2013 #6
Amen! Joey Liberal Jul 2013 #7
No it really should say. zeemike Jul 2013 #8
Word of God. Curmudgeoness Jul 2013 #11
That is a false dichotomy. zeemike Jul 2013 #23
Uhm, it's in the bible Politicub Jul 2013 #14
And their claim of it being the infallible word of god zeemike Jul 2013 #20
The point is that those who thump it never open it. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #18
Exactly zeemike Jul 2013 #21
This is great. Curmudgeoness Jul 2013 #9
I don't know what Jewish people see in their bible at times The Straight Story Jul 2013 #10
K&R ReRe Jul 2013 #12
I needed that... AZ_lurker Jul 2013 #13
These are all new ones for me. There is so Ilsa Jul 2013 #15
Check colsohlibgal Jul 2013 #16
You can tell that this is going to expand. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #17
Count me in! evilhime Jul 2013 #19
Other Than As A Doorstop 1ProudAtheist Jul 2013 #22
Locking, does not meet GD SOP uppityperson Jul 2013 #24
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