Okay,...how many here texted that to someone in the next room? (Reply #53)

For all my fellow oldsters at DU - have a good laugh!! [View all] malaise Jul 2013 OP

now that's effin' funny!!!! spanone Jul 2013 #1

Hubby said that would be his precise text malaise Jul 2013 #2

oh, crap, malaise! bigtree Jul 2013 #3

Literally malaise Jul 2013 #5

Well..... cliffordu Jul 2013 #4

You see malaise Jul 2013 #8

I've actually had my girlfriend call me while SHE was on the crapper. cliffordu Jul 2013 #12

And that is the absolute truth malaise Jul 2013 #23

That is such a "guy" response. Le Taz Hot Jul 2013 #6

That's why it's effin' hilarious malaise Jul 2013 #7

Yeah, so what's your point. rhett o rick Jul 2013 #20

I'll tell you calimary Jul 2013 #68

Oy at my age olddots Jul 2013 #9

Ha malaise Jul 2013 #24

Oh shit! Jamastiene Jul 2013 #10

Hahaaa. My response: "you can send that to the Republicans" Triana Jul 2013 #11

Good one malaise Jul 2013 #25

That cracked me up!!! Little Star Jul 2013 #13

Me too malaise Jul 2013 #26

ROFL! Lugnut Jul 2013 #14

will be repeating that one Pretzel_Warrior Jul 2013 #15

Not only did she figure out how to text, she figured out snooper2 Jul 2013 #16

Come on malaise Jul 2013 #30

well he did as she asked azurnoir Jul 2013 #17

No he didn't malaise Jul 2013 #39

Priceless. JDPriestly Jul 2013 #18

LOL! LeftofObama Jul 2013 #19

I guess I'm not the only one to carry his cell phone into the bathroom. panader0 Jul 2013 #21

Doesn't everyone? malaise Jul 2013 #35

... trotsky Jul 2013 #76

Did he even poop? malaise Jul 2013 #77

LOL !!! - K & R !!! WillyT Jul 2013 #22

Thanks for the laugh. southernyankeebelle Jul 2013 #27

You're welcome malaise Jul 2013 #40

What do you mean by Middle age? You remain a Young Radical till you are in your 50s. happyslug Jul 2013 #28

Love it malaise Jul 2013 #31

Too funny.... midnight Jul 2013 #29

You have to be a certain age to identify malaise Jul 2013 #34

So true..... midnight Jul 2013 #36

He could send her fart petals. chknltl Jul 2013 #32

I hope not malaise Jul 2013 #47

truly heaven05 Jul 2013 #33

I scared the ferals when I opened the email malaise Jul 2013 #37

I hope he had the cam turned off. L0oniX Jul 2013 #38

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! malaise Jul 2013 #41

Courtesy Flush Skraxx Jul 2013 #42

lol-nt wendylaroux Jul 2013 #44

You and wendylaroux had the same idea malaise Jul 2013 #45

Perhaps a courtesy flush? wendylaroux Jul 2013 #43

jinx Skraxx Jul 2013 #48

There's a reason I call it my office. n/t jtuck004 Jul 2013 #46

He could have been doing any of those things while "on the toilet" Jessy169 Jul 2013 #49

Then piss off! nolabear Jul 2013 #50

Ha malaise Jul 2013 #62

Good for her learning to text. asjr Jul 2013 #51

Same here malaise Jul 2013 #56

Her advise~ sheshe2 Jul 2013 #52

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jul 2013 #55

Well, Shit malaise. sheshe2 Jul 2013 #58

Okay,...how many here texted that to someone in the next room? Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #53

Ha malaise Jul 2013 #54

Hon, i send you a profound sense of relief JHB Jul 2013 #57

Ah the possibilities malaise Jul 2013 #59

I need to steal this. nt awoke_in_2003 Jul 2013 #60

Someone sent it to me malaise Jul 2013 #61

I pray he doesn't dump her. n/t BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2013 #63

DUzy malaise Jul 2013 #64

An old joke riverbendviewgal Jul 2013 #65

First time I saw it malaise Jul 2013 #66

Hahahahah!!! loudsue Jul 2013 #67

The toilet is the place one should issue their Constipation Proclamations Tyrs WolfDaemon Jul 2013 #69

ROFL malaise Jul 2013 #71

LOL! Gman Jul 2013 #70

OMG Malaise Aerows Jul 2013 #72

LOL malaise Jul 2013 #75

Brilliant! :) SalmonChantedEvening Jul 2013 #73

Hi there stranger malaise Jul 2013 #74

Thanks for the laugh! lark Jul 2013 #78

You're welcome malaise Jul 2013 #79

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