Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window. [View all]

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Between my downstairs neighbor (an asshole) and my next door neighbor (who I liked until just now). Theyre running the whole gamut of tbagger talking points. This is what Ive learned so far:

1- the gov't is hoarding ammunition because of the impending civil war. Theyre up to something. Obamas gonna kill us all.
2- when are the idiots who voted for Obama gonna stop blaming bush?
3- Christians are being persecuted by the gov't who wants to turn everyone into atheists. No ones gonna tell me I cant be religious!
4- the end-times are upon us so we better be prepared. Its gonna happen. Any day now.
5- theyre coming for our gunzzzz!
6- they'd both have shot the hell out of that "little black punk" too.
7- foreign wimmins are much more devoted to their men. (assholes wife is Russian)
8- the collapse of the dollar is coming so... buy moar gunzzz and build that bunker!
9- better hide those gunz cuz see: #6
10- too bad everyone else isnt as smart and informed as they are. When are the rest of us gonna wake the fuck up?

Holy fucking hell. Sorry to drag all of you into this hell but its the only thing thats keeping me from going down there and screaming at them both. How the shit am I supposed to be civil to these assholes now? Mind you... good christian military guy downstairs spends hours every day screaming at his wife who is constantly yelling that she hates him and wants to go back to Russia. Fuck. If I had to live with that bullshit Id want to go back to Russa too.

This is the first time Ive had to deal with this type of idiot in person. I really dont know how to deal with them now. Im not even sure I can be "nice".

edit: well, luckily it started raining which sent them scurrying. Good. I dont think I could have taken much more.