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Segami

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Mon Jul 22, 2013, 04:06 PM Jul 2013

Ken Cuccinelli Reaches NATIONAL JOKE STATUS Thanks To The View [View all]




While explaining to an incredulous audience that Virginia Republican gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli wants to make it a felony to have oral sex, “– a felony! YEAH!”, Whoopie Goldberg mainstreamed America’s disdain for Ken Cuccinelli’s extreme Republican values. She also vowed to keep him out of the governor’s mansion. This is exactly what Ken was told to not let happen. The plan to get Cuccinelli into office has been: Do not let them know what a whack-a-doo you are. Run as a moderate Republican and keep your mouth shut until after you’ve been elected“ Michael Douglas better stay out of Virginia,” Joy Behar deadpanned.

The panel had a laugh at Cuccinelli’s plan to outlaw oral sex:


“I think we all should—”
“You should stay out of Virginia, Mamma!”
Barbara Walters asked, “What ever happened to the slogan ‘Virginia is for lovers’?”




And so mocking Cuccinelli’s extremism was mainstreamed. Walters explained that Cuccinelli automatically equates oral sex with homosexuality, to which Sherri Shepherd quipped, “Well then I’m gay as a — I mean I’m just saying!” Walters continued reading Cuccinelli’s explanation of his fear of oral sex and the homosexual “agenda”, with the ladies getting bug eyed and horrified at “When you look at the homosexual agenda, I cannot support something that I believe brings nothing but self-destruction, not only physically but of their soul.”

The ladies were gobsmacked — oral sex brings self-destruction? Oh no you don’t, sir…


cont'



http://www.politicususa.com/2013/07/22/view-va-gop-gubernatorial-candidate-ken-cuccinelli.html
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He is a national joke burnodo Jul 2013 #1
Let's hope to Enthusiast Jul 2013 #15
Make no mistake Blue_Tires Jul 2013 #2
Absolutely. Absolutely!!! Do NOT let down your guard. calimary Jul 2013 #38
The more insane these candidates are the better their chances of winning in certain states. Kablooie Jul 2013 #63
It must be cutting for Cuccinelli's wife.... Segami Jul 2013 #3
Well, at least it doesn't suck to be her. Jackpine Radical Jul 2013 #28
It may not suck... CoffeeCat Jul 2013 #45
It is so tempting jonthebru Jul 2013 #68
7 kids and she homeschools them all - I'll bet she's been bugging him for some. (nt) ehrnst Jul 2013 #60
No! It's okay for Cuccinelli to do that jmowreader Jul 2013 #61
Why are you assuming that Cuccinelli's actions have anything to do with his words? spooky3 Jul 2013 #62
Terry McAuliffe wasn't my first choice, but I will bust my ass to help him keep the Cooch out of ... 11 Bravo Jul 2013 #4
Yeah, poor Terry is lookin' Cha Jul 2013 #8
Sex has consequences HockeyMom Jul 2013 #5
Actually, both my pregnancies came about when I was using Fawke Em Jul 2013 #59
K & R Scurrilous Jul 2013 #6
Every week some Virginia R makes a national level fool of themselves Corruption Inc Jul 2013 #7
Yes. Here in the Norfolk area we've begun to call him Cuccilingus. damyank913 Jul 2013 #21
Oh, that's a good one! n/t ms liberty Jul 2013 #24
What gets me is how anti-sex people act like they are superior... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #9
No what they need is really GREAT sex - Marie Marie Jul 2013 #10
That's what I mean by "Wild Kingdom".... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #14
OK got it. Marie Marie Jul 2013 #35
They hold back to prolong the guilt. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #39
"Show me a man who does not treat his wife to oral sex, and I'll show you a woman Zorra Jul 2013 #16
Good one! Marie Marie Jul 2013 #36
You're supposed to do it like animals; it's no fun if you don't. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2013 #26
Not according to them... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #30
Being compared to animals offends some people. Arkansas Granny Jul 2013 #54
Always thought of her as a Thatcher. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #71
Abilene is my hometown Blue Palasky Jul 2013 #11
Sort of makes you miss Elizabeth Hasselback... joeybee12 Jul 2013 #12
she would have been laughable sad-cafe Jul 2013 #17
Yeah, but just think of the enjoyment from her stupidity! joeybee12 Jul 2013 #18
My guess is that Cuccinelli will one day be caught in an affair. obxhead Jul 2013 #13
Does having his head up is ass qualify? TheCowsCameHome Jul 2013 #20
Depends on which head Politicalboi Jul 2013 #27
That was my suspicion too. Marie Marie Jul 2013 #37
Hope Cuccinelli's oral sex obsession brings his self-destruction. :P nt Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2013 #19
"He wants the government on my back and my husband off if it" just perfect! TreasonousBastard Jul 2013 #22
joy was brilliant! hopemountain Jul 2013 #23
I think the GOP should embrace this core important part of their agenda. Warren DeMontague Jul 2013 #25
The Cooch is scared of coochie. bravenak Jul 2013 #29
No matter how much The View is badmouthed, they do discuss issues there that dont get discussed rhett o rick Jul 2013 #31
As Robin Williams said in billh58 Jul 2013 #32
Here it is Kennah Jul 2013 #41
from his concert at carnegie hall: "men, learn you some oral sex. I say, bring a lunch, stay for niyad Jul 2013 #53
I just want to know how he would know Iliyah Jul 2013 #33
Kenny is coming after your pie hole with his vaginal probe, that's how. Your tonsils test positive yellowcanine Jul 2013 #40
Kick & recommended. William769 Jul 2013 #34
Remember when Cuchi was a good thing? Kennah Jul 2013 #42
Go ladies, you tell him!!!! Beacool Jul 2013 #43
Oral and anal sex both Samantha Jul 2013 #44
His sex life must really suck. Or.. not? RedCappedBandit Jul 2013 #46
What demographic is this guy playing to? CoffeeCat Jul 2013 #47
Reminds me of the old joke about how you keep a Baptist from drinking all the beer on a fishing trip Fumesucker Jul 2013 #49
Dammit... Saviolo Jul 2013 #73
Cuccinelli might be a linguist Fumesucker Jul 2013 #48
That nitwit deserves all the ridicule he gets... and then some more. Quantess Jul 2013 #50
Seeing the yard signs now: Lick Cuccinelli in November, Virginia! (nt) ehrnst Jul 2013 #51
Thats a pretty ' ballsy' thing to say. Segami Jul 2013 #52
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............!!! JimboBillyBubbaBob Jul 2013 #56
How about offering to make them this sign: ehrnst Jul 2013 #58
Cuccinelli: the new trainwreck that keeps on giving. nt Javaman Jul 2013 #55
So you're saying that Ken Cuccinelli "blew it"? L0oniX Jul 2013 #57
Seriously.... are there any adults in the GOP? AlbertCat Jul 2013 #64
Obviously...he wants people having these "icky" relationships... AlbertCat Jul 2013 #65
I think he's still pissed off because some guy promised not to come in his mouth mysuzuki2 Jul 2013 #66
He is a fantastic, evangelical teapotty republithug jonthebru Jul 2013 #67
The guy thinks it's okay to make consensual adult oral sex a felony. Warren DeMontague Jul 2013 #69
Cuccinelli cuccinellied himself Coyotl Jul 2013 #70
Get a taste of that, Cooch! Fantastic Anarchist Jul 2013 #72
Cuccinell/Santorum 2016? maddiemom Jul 2013 #74
Yes, I think if he marinates for a couple more years Warren DeMontague Jul 2013 #77
I feel very sorry for his wife. cliffordu Jul 2013 #75
Keep on verbally ejaculating, Cooch! B Stieg Jul 2013 #76
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