Ken Cuccinelli Reaches NATIONAL JOKE STATUS Thanks To The View

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61. No! It's okay for Cuccinelli to do that

Because he's never been gay.

But if YOU do it, then you must be gay so it's illegal.

Which is strange logic--why would gay men want to do oral on women or vice versa?--but trying to ban oral sex in 2013 is stranger.

The campaign commercials almost write themselves.

" I like jobs. Both Cuccinelli and McAuliffe are for that. They are both supporters of faith, family, the military, strong economies and all the things that make Virginia a great place to call home. But I like getting eaten out too, and Cuccinelli wants to throw me in jail for it. So I wouldn't vote for him if he was running against Satan, and neither should you."

And then there's the new superpac Cocksuckers for McAuliffe; "We are a group of Virginians, straight, gay, men and women, Democrats, Republicans and independents, who enjoy normal, healthy sexual practices Ken Cuccinelli wants to re-outlaw."