FBI calls half of populace with 9/11 doubts potential terrorists

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146. Holy shizz! A plane flies into a skyscraper, rupturing its fuel tanks, causing structural damage and

starting a huge fire -- and then for some mysterious reason, the whole building collapses! It's a fuggin complete mystery how that could have happened! I mean, the natural thing to expect next would have been that free popsicles would rain down on the whole city! But, no! instead, a lot of people got hurt! It doesn't make any sense! Why didn't the investigator consider that the building might have been brought down by a UFO attack or mebbe a misaligned psi-beam from the great pyramid? And where was Hillary Clinton that day? I asked my bank teller and my niece and my auto mechanic and nobody! nobody seems to be able to answer that question! I even tried taping a radio to my head, taking off my clothes, smearing myself with Crisco, wrapping myself in plastic wrap, and then climbing up on top of the fire station and flashing my laser pointer at the passing cars to call attention to this issue -- but all my efforts got me was som,e meeting with a bunch of doctors and a judge! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!