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UTUSN

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5. Who was the famous one who said (something like) this:

Fri Mar 2, 2012, 04:48 PM

Mar 2012

Every day this (celeb) would buy a newspaper, look at the front page and throw it away. Finally the (whachamacallit, seller) asked him why he threw away the paper without reading it.

The man said, "I'm looking for an obituary."

The dude said, "But the obituaries are (inside the sections).

The man said, "When the s.o.b. I'm looking for dies, it will be on the front page."

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Old joke about a hated man who finally dies... [View all] PCIntern Mar 2012 OP

Good one. aquart Mar 2012 #1

SO in the case of the deceased that I have in mind at this moment mazzarro Mar 2012 #2

That was used in The Sopranos RZM Mar 2012 #3

That's a good one. Major Hogwash Mar 2012 #4

Who was the famous one who said (something like) this: UTUSN Mar 2012 #5

I hope that Andrew Breitbart doesn't have a brother. n.t SDjack Mar 2012 #6

Another old one Jim Lane Mar 2012 #7

Excellent. Nt xchrom Mar 2012 #8

But...but....but.... Both Koch brothers are still alive! Motown_Johnny Mar 2012 #9

Obits. Ikonoklast Mar 2012 #10

Does Rush have a brother? Tennessee Gal Mar 2012 #11