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JoeyT

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58. I must just suck at handling drugs.

Sat Oct 12, 2013, 10:45 AM

Oct 2013

My tolerance for almost everything that isn't alcohol is painfully low, (Not that I do anything else anymore) so everything seems like a lot, I guess.

I was thinking a half oz was like a year's worth, based on what little I smoked did to me the few times I smoked it.

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Betty Crocker is a pro-homo, anti-christian socialist homofascist communist librul traitor 2 Murkkka [View all] xfundy Oct 2013 OP

Lettuce doesn't pray. Chan790 Oct 2013 #1

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Leaf this alone, nothing good will turnip here jberryhill Oct 2013 #3

I artichoke you for those veggie puns. NuclearDem Oct 2013 #5

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You'll have to do butter than that. NuclearDem Oct 2013 #9

I think you collard him there pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #11

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Not mushroom left now for veggies pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #31

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I'm just Dandelion with it pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #13

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+1. Impressive run of puns. n/t Laelth Oct 2013 #44

Fourth rec for a DUzy.... AngryOldDem Oct 2013 #45

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You'd be a maized pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #62

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good for Betty Crocker ! :) nt steve2470 Oct 2013 #8

Outstanding! A HERETIC I AM Oct 2013 #20

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I wonder... jmowreader Oct 2013 #43

Purely as an informative post... Chan790 Oct 2013 #47

That seems like an awful lot. JoeyT Oct 2013 #49

I got that answer from four different authoritative sites. In addition... Chan790 Oct 2013 #53

I must just suck at handling drugs. JoeyT Oct 2013 #58

Is "lids" still used? enlightenment Oct 2013 #52

I doubt anyone has bought a whole lid of weed for themselves since Reagan was elected jmowreader Oct 2013 #63

Oh, that is a classic! enlightenment Oct 2013 #64

Tuber or not tuber? THAT is the question! (Wish I'd arrived sooner. Some fine punnery up there!) nolabear Oct 2013 #51

Heres to you betty. Keep on spooning! William769 Oct 2013 #56

I have never been so proud of cake Half-Century Man Oct 2013 #59