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Cerridwen

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84. Fixed it for you. "Newbies beware!"

Sat Oct 26, 2013, 11:17 PM

Oct 2013

"Before you post please make sure you are prepared to express the satisfactory amount of" nationalistic, unquestioned pride for the "homeland(tm)" in which you were smart enough and "deserving" enough to be born.

Any criticism will be entered into your "permanent record" and you will judged (without benefit of legal counsel) as criminal and guilty until "proven" innocent." "America; love it, or leave it."

"This message has been a public service announcement."

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Newbies beware! [View all] BootinUp Oct 2013 OP

At what post count may we safely express affection for the Motherland? Fridays Child Oct 2013 #1

I'm not sure yet, lol. BootinUp Oct 2013 #2

Mother is Russia dipsydoodle Oct 2013 #20

Uncle land? Fridays Child Oct 2013 #22

The general expressions are Uncle Sam dipsydoodle Oct 2013 #25

Hmmm. Fridays Child Oct 2013 #26

And of course, Sister Sweden Scootaloo Oct 2013 #28

Wait wait wendylaroux Oct 2013 #51

I thought it was Sister Christian...dang....nt okaawhatever Oct 2013 #93

You're clearly stuck on Sentimental Street ourfuneral Oct 2013 #101

Well, that all changed with Bush. Now we belong to the Homeland which sounded sabrina 1 Oct 2013 #87

The world, may never know. Fla_Democrat Oct 2013 #33

Millions of American have been driven into poverty. The gap between rich and poor is expanding, woo me with science Oct 2013 #3

Who is blaming who? BootinUp Oct 2013 #4

That's not cute or funny. woo me with science Oct 2013 #5

I submit that it is both funny and cute Pretzel_Warrior Oct 2013 #46

and accurate nt arely staircase Oct 2013 #54

I thought it was. Ranchemp. Oct 2013 #50

Actually, it's both...nt SidDithers Oct 2013 #71

Why would you suggest that? n/t Violet_Crumble Oct 2013 #6

Because I recently observed what happens BootinUp Oct 2013 #7

Where did you observe that? Violet_Crumble Oct 2013 #8

You were there, stop playing dumb. BootinUp Oct 2013 #9

No, I was expecting you to show an example of what you claimed... Violet_Crumble Oct 2013 #10

The OP was basically attacked BootinUp Oct 2013 #12

Then you didn't read the OP... Violet_Crumble Oct 2013 #15

Truly some of us are capable of a nuanced relationship with the U.S. of A. uriel1972 Oct 2013 #17

Thats great to know! BootinUp Oct 2013 #18

You have quite an imagination. I did read it BootinUp Oct 2013 #19

No, I'm telling you exactly what was in the OP... Violet_Crumble Oct 2013 #21

Link please? idwiyo Oct 2013 #61

Here is the text of the opening post of that other thread: Make7 Oct 2013 #64

WTF? Most bizzare post. idwiyo Oct 2013 #65

That is not what it said when I read it. BootinUp Oct 2013 #99

The author of that OP has a nasty habit of deleting her OPs, doesn't she? Vashta Nerada Oct 2013 #57

Which has been that posters pattern. Change has come Oct 2013 #62

I've lost track of the "fuck you/fuck off" posts... WorseBeforeBetter Oct 2013 #96

It would be if some use to those of us who were not JHB Oct 2013 #32

Yep, let's just bury our heads in the sand and hope it all goes away damnedifIknow Oct 2013 #23

+infinity. Nt newfie11 Oct 2013 #29

yeah, we get it. arely staircase Oct 2013 #56

Millions of Americans gained health care Progressive dog Oct 2013 #92

Newbies... ReRe Oct 2013 #11

Boo! BootinUp Oct 2013 #13

Exactly! ReRe Oct 2013 #16

Boo Americah?!?!? bravenak Oct 2013 #14

I luv 'merika TomClash Oct 2013 #24

Oh, starting a new thread to continue an argument from another thread? RandiFan1290 Oct 2013 #27

liberals hate America you know - you can hear on Fox News and you can read it on DU in post like Douglas Carpenter Oct 2013 #30

Don't put words in my mouth. Lets focus BootinUp Oct 2013 #42

bwahahahah. that was your point. cali Oct 2013 #43

Newbies beware! Douglas Carpenter Oct 2013 #49

It most certainly was limited to what was currently BootinUp Oct 2013 #63

what? gopiscrap Oct 2013 #31

Boo! BootinUp Oct 2013 #40

fucking ridiculous. cali Oct 2013 #34

But I'll never catch up to you on that score BootinUp Oct 2013 #39

I post substance- agree or disagree, not meaningless whiny one line junk. cali Oct 2013 #44

There's more accuracy in his "one line junk" OP than in most of your posts scheming daemons Oct 2013 #53

Wait--is the thread about public masturbation? Orrex Oct 2013 #35

And you thought you would BootinUp Oct 2013 #37

How so? Orrex Oct 2013 #41

I say what I damn please here, always have. nt bemildred Oct 2013 #36

Me too. BootinUp Oct 2013 #38

Aw. Iggo Oct 2013 #45

April Fool! PasadenaTrudy Oct 2013 #47

This is just perfect Hutzpa Oct 2013 #48

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2013 #52

Message boards are boring if everybody is A-okay with the status quo. polichick Oct 2013 #55

Bullshit post HERVEPA Oct 2013 #58

+1 n/t Orsino Oct 2013 #78

I live below the poverty level and I don't have health insurance (yet). Vashta Nerada Oct 2013 #59

Maybe consider why it is typically right wingers who wrap themselves in the flag quinnox Oct 2013 #60

Oceania has won another glorious victory. Doubleplusgood! Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #66

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Dumb OP and thread. Quantess Oct 2013 #67

You're welcome to read them BootinUp Oct 2013 #69

Shit, another whiner about the DU. TOS violation. n-t Logical Oct 2013 #70

Try the alert button, its more logical than your reply. lol. BootinUp Oct 2013 #72

LOL, wow, 4 recs. You must be proud. Logical Oct 2013 #73

2117 views. BootinUp Oct 2013 #74

Yes, reading a really lame whining post. Like a train wreck draws viewers. n-t Logical Oct 2013 #75

Its the whining replies that are drawing attention BootinUp Oct 2013 #76

We get it. Someone disagreed with you so you whine about them hating the Dems. n-t Logical Oct 2013 #77

Newbies should also be alerted to the permanent outrage of faux-far-left/libertarians IrishAyes Oct 2013 #79

Noted... Decaffeinated Oct 2013 #80

Smells like stinkbait in here. 99Forever Oct 2013 #81

This is hilarious BootinUp Oct 2013 #82

Oh fucking Derp. WilliamPitt Oct 2013 #83

Fixed it for you. "Newbies beware!" Cerridwen Oct 2013 #84

The interesting thing is BootinUp Oct 2013 #85

You sound like my late dad. Cerridwen Oct 2013 #86

You really see this nationalistic zeal in my OP? BootinUp Oct 2013 #88

WillPitt called it "fucking derp." (edited) Cerridwen Oct 2013 #90

One last thing BootinUp Oct 2013 #89

Double teaming? Really? Cerridwen Oct 2013 #91

So basically this is you whining because someone was mean to you and you don't have the Egalitarian Thug Oct 2013 #94

Incorrect. nt BootinUp Oct 2013 #95

Well that settles it then... Egalitarian Thug Oct 2013 #97

You win the thread BootinUp Oct 2013 #98

not true. many proud americans here Liberal_in_LA Oct 2013 #100