Alcohol Is Really Pissed Off at Marijuana Right Now

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11. It's fantastic stuff. Only lasts a few minutes, but can literally knock you on your ass.

And by knock you on your ass, I mean that it provides deep and meaningful insights into the universe and is extremely fun. I tried it when some friends had some that really wasn't working out for them. I went to their house, and took a couple of puffs on a hitter of it. As one person moved on the other side of the room I watched them and instead of it looking like they were moving past the background, it looked like the background was forming little bubbles when they bumped into it and then flowing around them where it reassembled itself. At this point I began laughing and thought that I'd better take a seat. Then for the next 2 or 3 minutes I was laughing uncontrollably, couldn't tell if I was sitting or standing, and holding on to the armrest of the sofa because it felt like there was a force sucking me into the dark side of the room. After the few minutes I was right as rain.