"If I only had a brain!" . . . Please come CAPTION Glenn Beck!!! [View all]

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Glenn ("Oxycontin has nothing on me!&quot Beck is saying: "You bet, The Wizard of Oz has plenty to teach each and every one of us. . . . Like don't keep little dogs around that can bite your ankles. . . . Or good witches are hot! . . . Scarecrows need the snot kicked outta them. . . . Or flying monkeys make scary sex-pets but they'll give ya wood that won't stop . . . (harder than long division!). . . . Or to invest in a heavier curtain. . . . . Yep, you sure can learn a lot from the movies!!!"


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The above CAPTION is a poor imitation of Beck's actual insane rant which can be fully appreciated in the following DU story:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017157449