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10. Sarah Palin "taken aback" by Jesus Christ's "liberal comments" and "handouts to the poor."

Tue Nov 12, 2013, 05:17 PM

Nov 2013

Former Alaska governor and Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said Tuesday she was "taken aback" by comments and policies of Jesus Christ (I-Nazareth) as detailed in his memoir "The Holy Bible."

Among her most pointed criticisms were the Nazarene carpenter-turned-messiah's "redistribution of fishes" and Christ's medical treatment of lepers and other disabled Judeans.

"Well, you know, what we see here with this 'savior' is a complex socialist plot to undermine the free Roman market and spread his anti-Caesarian agenda," Palin said to ABC News. "I mean, I love Caesar's pizza. Especially those little cheese sticks that come with it."

Palin also pointed out the Nazarene has not produced a long form virgin-birth certificate, and railed on his lack of statement surrounding same sex marriage.

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Sarah Palin 'taken aback by the Pope's "liberal statements."' [View all] yellowcanine Nov 2013 OP

She is an idiot. eom livetohike Nov 2013 #1

And why do people especially us, give a rip about her opinions on ANYTHING ?? warrant46 Nov 2013 #36

can someone please tell me why that vapid loser is relevant in any way??? Skittles Nov 2013 #2

Sorry, JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #6

JimboBillyBubbaBob, are you related to Guy Whitey Corngood? Skittles Nov 2013 #8

Fair indeed! JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #16

"Let's do this!" (thumbs up) nt Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2013 #33

as long as I live Skittles Nov 2013 #35

The credit goes to these guys: :-) Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2013 #39

LOL Skittles Nov 2013 #41

I swear, all throughout 2002 - 2003 I thought I was watching this play out in real life. They saw Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2013 #42

That's some great stuff. JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #45

One of my favorite episodes of Mr. Show! EOTE Nov 2013 #61

Ordering up an ass-kicking for Skittles! Yes indeed!! madinmaryland Nov 2013 #31

Sarah Palin often has that problem as well, usually during national interviews mythology Nov 2013 #47

cause she fascinates people with her stupidwitt.. SummerSnow Nov 2013 #32

Bueller? eom Hobo Nov 2013 #46

She's probably going to be running for President next time. pnwmom Nov 2013 #48

Hey Sarah! Jesus was a Liberal! DontTreadOnMe Nov 2013 #3

I'm not surprised she was "taken aback". winter is coming Nov 2013 #4

So, what's her reaction to the liberal statements attributed to Jesus? Siwsan Nov 2013 #5

Not to mention, "Sell all you have and give it to the poor." yellowcanine Nov 2013 #7

Jesus was definitely a socialist, no doubt about that. PoliticalPothead Nov 2013 #20

Also, the Pope speaks Spanish, not English like Jesus did. mr blur Nov 2013 #9

No. Jesus spoke Aramaic, which literally means "pre-American English". nt DisgustipatedinCA Nov 2013 #15

Sarah Palin "taken aback" by Jesus Christ's "liberal comments" and "handouts to the poor." NuclearDem Nov 2013 #10

DUzy! (nt) muriel_volestrangler Nov 2013 #23

Not to mention the obvious pontoons under his feet when he was "walking on water". libdem4life Nov 2013 #28

ROFL +1000 nt okaawhatever Nov 2013 #40

ROFL malaise Nov 2013 #44

Healthcare miracles are alot like slavery. Ganja Ninja Nov 2013 #55

Duzy treestar Nov 2013 #57

It is understandable that she does not understand the Pope's non conservative statements. Dawson Leery Nov 2013 #11

Sarah, like many of her ilk, would call the cops if they saw Jesus on her street. nt ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2013 #12

derp spanone Nov 2013 #13

She can join a lot of the Catholic hierarchy who agree. nt Are_grits_groceries Nov 2013 #14

That lib'rul lamestream media! Adenoid_Hynkel Nov 2013 #17

Sarah Palin is taken back by walking and chewing gum at the same time. Motown_Johnny Nov 2013 #18

She's already looking for a Tea Party candidate to oppose him in the next papal primary. nyquil_man Nov 2013 #19

Her dominionist handlers aren't going to like how she is trying to follow the pope. kestrel91316 Nov 2013 #21

Out with the old, in with the new. SolutionisSolidarity Nov 2013 #22

Fuck Sarah Palin gopiscrap Nov 2013 #24

Don't vote for him Sarah. lpbk2713 Nov 2013 #25

Sarah Palin, a Roman Catholic? Who knew? MADem Nov 2013 #26

Well, Sarah, why don't you run against him? TheCowsCameHome Nov 2013 #27

Wait til she finds out Jesus was killed by conservatives. JaneyVee Nov 2013 #29

OOH! Ssrah learned a two syllable word underpants Nov 2013 #30

Sarah Palin is startled by a great many things. Ikonoklast Nov 2013 #34

I bet there's tongue-biting going on. rug Nov 2013 #37

Snowbilly Grifter can't understand why someone won't beat heathens over the head w/ bible Va Lefty Nov 2013 #38

Desperate for money, Sarah Palin was hired to make Pope Francis look more agreeable through dumb Dash87 Nov 2013 #43

I am sure the Pope is heartbroken now. hrmjustin Nov 2013 #49

Damn John McCain to hell. bitchkitty Nov 2013 #50

When did she become Catholic? JHB Nov 2013 #51

Well, to be fair... Jeff In Milwaukee Nov 2013 #52

sarah,what happened all those days locked in hotel rooms with 'your religious leader'? Sunlei Nov 2013 #53

Sarah is born again rurallib Nov 2013 #54

You must understand... adavid Nov 2013 #56

She is also completely flummoxed by velcro and Chinese finger traps. 11 Bravo Nov 2013 #58

And magnets. Erose999 Nov 2013 #66

Wait till she reads the bible Renew Deal Nov 2013 #59

Is she even Catholic? No? Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2013 #60

The woman who says Obama is a socialist who pals around with terrorists says Bluenorthwest Nov 2013 #62

For a moment there... Bohemianwriter Nov 2013 #63

BREAKING NEWS! Bailin' Palin and the Hopey Popey do the FREAKNASTY! sibelian Nov 2013 #64

She should forget about the presidency and run for pope in the next election. Erose999 Nov 2013 #65