Edward Snowden Is Almost Broke

[woo me with science]

44. I KNOW! IT IS ALL ABOUT LIBERTARIANS!!!!

It has NOTHING to do with an unconstitutional surveillance state! And poor Snowden is a VICTIM. Except when he is EVIL! But today he is a VICTIM!

In fact, I bet Greenwald and some other dirty, sneaky LIBERTARIANS planned this from way, way back! Maybe even when they were TEENAGERS and falling into DIRTY LIBERTARIAN circles!

It was a sneaky, brilliant plan. Because it required FOOLING THE NATION! It required TRICKING people into thinking that governments spying on their own people is a problem! When everybody knows it really isn't! Just ask the GERMANS! Or the RUSSIANS! Everybody knows a SURVEILLANCE STATE is GOOD! And AMERICAN! Only a dirty LIBERTARIAN would FOOL the people into thinking it is bad!

Because governments SHOULD spy on us! For our own PROTECTION! We should THANK the NSA for spending BILLIONS of our TAX DOLLARS spying on everything we do and STORING IT just in case they need it later!

They would never abuse that power! Because they are not LIBERTARIANS! Only LIBERTARIANS cannot be trusted!

And you are right about the MONEY! Greenwald TRICKED Snowden into pretending he cares about the Constitution, so he could buy a YACHT! Because Libertarians are MONEY GRUBBING. And DEVIOUS! They are SO DEVIOUS that they convince people that the CORPORATIONS are the ones LOOTING THE COUNTRY... when it is REALLY the EVIL LIBERTARIANS!

ESPECIALLY GOLDSTEIN! I MEAN, GREENWALD!

You make a lot of SENSE! Spying is GOOD! Surveillance states are GOOD! Only people who expose them are BAD! And if there is any GREED and LOOTING and MONEY GRUBBING, it is the LIBERTARIANS who are DOING IT!

It is all a PLOT BY GREENWALD and those DIRTY LIBERTARIANS!!!!!!111!