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cui bono

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30. "Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich
Sat Nov 16, 2013, 07:03 AM
Nov 2013

or because you are shameless criminals?"

WUFYS ‏@wufys 1h

@JPMorgan Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich or because you are shameless criminals? #AskJPM


Best hashtag evah! Well, it maybe tied with #Sharnado.

Jennifer Florio ‏@fagitabowdit 4h

Do I have to be a psychopath to become a banker, or do you provide training? #askJPM


eff Hewitt ‏@Bookislovakia 5h

@jpmorgan #askJPM If I wanted to sip champagne looking down from my balcony as the world economy burned, what brand do you recommend?


G Rex ‏@FunknDork 8h

How do I cultivate shameless greed and lack of compassion for others? My sense of decency keeps getting in the way of my success. #AskJPM


chuck wass ‏@hcwcars 10h

Does Jamie Dimon like to drink his blood warmed or chilled or straight from a cold dead homeless corpse..? #AskJPM


chuck wass ‏@hcwcars 10h

@jpmorgan when you hear the name Elizabeth Warren do you A. go into a cold sweat? B.pee yourself C.poop in your pants?#AskJPM


Kevin Murphy ‏@kcm74 13 Nov

Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM


Charlotte ‏@LoftusCharlotte 13 Nov

#AskJPM Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?


Amy Hunter ‏@amy10506 13 Nov

Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? #AskJPM





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"Where does #AskJPM fall among your company's smart, sensible business strategies?" PoliticAverse Nov 2013 #1
Love it....i'm going to check out #askJPM I have a feeling this will only get better.....nt okaawhatever Nov 2013 #2
#AskJPM tweets performed by voice of American Greed Matariki Nov 2013 #3
lol. n/t PoliticAverse Nov 2013 #7
Well done! Enthusiast Nov 2013 #31
Epic fail for JP Morgan, epic win for Twitter! Initech Nov 2013 #4
To that, I say... Blue Owl Nov 2013 #5
Well done, Twitterers! nt woo me with science Nov 2013 #6
awesome. could not have happened to a nicer company. nt Sheri Nov 2013 #8
Most entertaining hashtag in ages Oilwellian Nov 2013 #9
Bloomberg: JPMorgan’s #AskJPM Twitter Hashtag Backfires Against Bank PoliticAverse Nov 2013 #10
''JPMorgan Chase & Co., the target of at least eight Justice Department investigations,'' Whisp Nov 2013 #15
Oh no not investigations DireStrike Nov 2013 #35
There have been fines. Whisp Nov 2013 #37
Matt Taibbi's take on the fiasco... PoliticAverse Nov 2013 #11
Humor and Poetic Justice -- you can't beat it! whathehell Nov 2013 #12
I would have loved to have been a fly on that meeting room wall... Javaman Nov 2013 #13
Love it! LOVE the term "bashtaggers"! calimary Nov 2013 #14
Lol OMG TxDemChem Nov 2013 #16
K&R DeSwiss Nov 2013 #17
Fav: how do you get bloodstains out of a clown suit? alfredo Nov 2013 #18
For the WIN! Matariki Nov 2013 #20
I imagine the planning meeting - let's use this 'social media' thing to appeal to the kids Matariki Nov 2013 #19
Is it any wonder they helped to cause a crash to the world's economy... How many millions are they glowing Nov 2013 #21
I literally LOL'ed deutsey Nov 2013 #22
"Spread out!" marble falls Nov 2013 #23
K&R stage left Nov 2013 #24
I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Ouch. cali Nov 2013 #25
Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM cali Nov 2013 #26
HUGE K & R !!! WillyT Nov 2013 #27
I wish BoA would try this onethatcares Nov 2013 #28
Or Mansanto. Matariki Nov 2013 #29
"Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich cui bono Nov 2013 #30
they should stick to CNBC Enrique Nov 2013 #32
Does Jamie Dimon just leave money on the dresser after he visits Congress? magical thyme Nov 2013 #33
Late to the game, but had I had the chance to ask, I'd ask this... MrScorpio Nov 2013 #34
My favorite response: CrispyQ Nov 2013 #36
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