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In reply to the discussion: BWAHAHAHA! - J.P. Morgan's Q & A on Twitter backfires. Bigtime. [View all]cui bono
(19,926 posts)30. "Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich
or because you are shameless criminals?"
WUFYS @wufys 1h
@JPMorgan Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich or because you are shameless criminals? #AskJPM
@JPMorgan Do you believe you are almost universally reviled because you are super-rich or because you are shameless criminals? #AskJPM
Best hashtag evah! Well, it maybe tied with #Sharnado.
Jennifer Florio @fagitabowdit 4h
Do I have to be a psychopath to become a banker, or do you provide training? #askJPM
Do I have to be a psychopath to become a banker, or do you provide training? #askJPM
eff Hewitt @Bookislovakia 5h
@jpmorgan #askJPM If I wanted to sip champagne looking down from my balcony as the world economy burned, what brand do you recommend?
@jpmorgan #askJPM If I wanted to sip champagne looking down from my balcony as the world economy burned, what brand do you recommend?
G Rex @FunknDork 8h
How do I cultivate shameless greed and lack of compassion for others? My sense of decency keeps getting in the way of my success. #AskJPM
How do I cultivate shameless greed and lack of compassion for others? My sense of decency keeps getting in the way of my success. #AskJPM
chuck wass @hcwcars 10h
Does Jamie Dimon like to drink his blood warmed or chilled or straight from a cold dead homeless corpse..? #AskJPM
Does Jamie Dimon like to drink his blood warmed or chilled or straight from a cold dead homeless corpse..? #AskJPM
chuck wass @hcwcars 10h
@jpmorgan when you hear the name Elizabeth Warren do you A. go into a cold sweat? B.pee yourself C.poop in your pants?#AskJPM
@jpmorgan when you hear the name Elizabeth Warren do you A. go into a cold sweat? B.pee yourself C.poop in your pants?#AskJPM
Kevin Murphy @kcm74 13 Nov
Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM
Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"? #AskJPM
Charlotte @LoftusCharlotte 13 Nov
#AskJPM Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?
#AskJPM Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?
Amy Hunter @amy10506 13 Nov
Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? #AskJPM
Did you have a specific number of people's lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? #AskJPM
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"Where does #AskJPM fall among your company's smart, sensible business strategies?"
PoliticAverse
Nov 2013
#1
Love it....i'm going to check out #askJPM I have a feeling this will only get better.....nt
okaawhatever
Nov 2013
#2
''JPMorgan Chase & Co., the target of at least eight Justice Department investigations,''
Whisp
Nov 2013
#15
I imagine the planning meeting - let's use this 'social media' thing to appeal to the kids
Matariki
Nov 2013
#19
Is it any wonder they helped to cause a crash to the world's economy... How many millions are they
glowing
Nov 2013
#21
Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders? #AskJPM
cali
Nov 2013
#26
Does Jamie Dimon just leave money on the dresser after he visits Congress?
magical thyme
Nov 2013
#33