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18. NRA: Floridians Should Stand Their Ground Against Unarmed Pregnant Women

Mon Nov 18, 2013, 09:49 PM

Nov 2013

FLORIDA - A spokesman for the National Rifle Association said today that Florida's Stand Your Ground law gives gun owners the right to protect themselves against unarmed pregnant women. "Pregnant women are notoriously moody and emotional," the NRA spokesman said. "Better safe than sorry."

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Zimmerman: "She attacked me" [View all] brettdale Nov 2013 OP

His GF's fetus was armed and wearing a hoodie. Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #1

good one! gopiscrap Nov 2013 #15

Hysterical. ancianita Nov 2013 #33

:) Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #34

DUzy malaise Nov 2013 #38

George Zimmerman's trials and tribulations. bravenak Nov 2013 #2

*Every time* he's gotten in trouble he's blamed it on the other person(s) involved. nomorenomore08 Nov 2013 #41

He's a bullshit factory. bravenak Nov 2013 #42

he was just standing his ground Douglas Carpenter Nov 2013 #3

of course she did arely staircase Nov 2013 #4

All abusers claim the victim started it. Not buying it. nt LumosMaxima Nov 2013 #5

It is also a core Republicon "value" Berlum Nov 2013 #28

Wow ... this poor guy seems to be randomly attacked on a rather routine basis etherealtruth Nov 2013 #6

Must be a hard life being such an asshole, that a 17 year old, two women and an elderly man all want Heather MC Nov 2013 #9

You made me laugh out loud! etherealtruth Nov 2013 #10

That's what I was thinking. polly7 Nov 2013 #12

"narcissistic panic" or something: they see themselves as complete Wholes, without a pore MisterP Nov 2013 #48

Was she eating skittles or drinking iced tea? JaneyVee Nov 2013 #7

I think she was waving around a piece of sidewalk. bravenak Nov 2013 #11

DUzy! nt AverageJoe90 Nov 2013 #21

He's stupid and violent. HooptieWagon Nov 2013 #8

Were the eggs runny UTUSN Nov 2013 #13

Everybody attacks the poor guy. It's sad, really. Shrike47 Nov 2013 #14

yeah sure, the guys a fucking time bomb waiting to explode! gopiscrap Nov 2013 #17

I don't know where the sarcasm thingie is.. Shrike47 Nov 2013 #32

Seriously I have to wonder if the other 5 jurors in his trial are really kicking themselves for diabeticman Nov 2013 #16

Those jurors should be thanking their lucky stars that Zimmerman didn't kill her. Yavin4 Nov 2013 #27

That's true diabeticman Nov 2013 #30

NRA: Floridians Should Stand Their Ground Against Unarmed Pregnant Women CatWoman Nov 2013 #18

Borowitz is funny! Thank you for that... icymist Nov 2013 #47

Hope he doesn't kill someone else dem in texas Nov 2013 #19

he should already be locked up Skittles Nov 2013 #45

So is she pregnant or not? Boom Sound 416 Nov 2013 #20

According to Zimmerman, she is csziggy Nov 2013 #24

According to her, she is not jeffrey_pdx Nov 2013 #31

Yeah - saw that on The Last Word right after I posted csziggy Nov 2013 #35

That bullshit doesn't work as well when you leave them alive to testify against you. nt rrneck Nov 2013 #22

Sometimes, it is best to just step back and let these criminals hang themselves. Marie Marie Nov 2013 #23

Oh boy, not this guy again quinnox Nov 2013 #25

The man is certifiable. JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #26

She brandished a bag of Skittles nt geek tragedy Nov 2013 #29

Well, what's he gona say when someone has good aim? Not much I guess. lonestarnot Nov 2013 #36

Good lord, all this way and I am reduced to going to Google to get a link? Don't watch tv :( libdem4life Nov 2013 #37

"So, mr. zimmerman, I only have one question for you... Javaman Nov 2013 #39

Hey gun-humpers, get out your check-books again, your boy Georgie is in the slammer again. Northerner Nov 2013 #40

they're too busy saying Malala and Gabby Giffords are endangering women MisterP Nov 2013 #49

"I guess he's going to use this excuse for everybody that he tries to kill." Jack Rabbit Nov 2013 #43

He's obviously a professional victim. n/t proReality Nov 2013 #44

or gun humping coward Skittles Nov 2013 #46

Let's see if Hannity et al defend him this time. eom Jamaal510 Nov 2013 #50

Did the glass table attack him too? noamnety Nov 2013 #51