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In reply to the discussion: If Hillary Clinton does win the WH in 2016 [View all]Buns_of_Fire
(19,163 posts)Her true colors will spring forth, and the long-delayed Age of Aquarius will begin. She will be loved and respected by all, and the financial industry will hail her as they realize that her new commonsense regulations benefit them as well as the 99%. She will broker a lasting peace in the Middle East, Netanyahu and Rouhani will marry, and Congress will pass a new Constitutional Amendment, which all 50 states will unanimously ratify, allowing her to be President for Life.
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It will be a disaster of Biblical proportions. The markets will immediately collapse, zombies will rise, NASA will be completely defunded, throwing us at the mercy of millions of asteroids converging on earth. Dogs and cats will be living together, and volcanoes will be erupting from our toilets. God decides against a rapture, preferring to let us all fry where we stand. Crops will fail, and the Heartbreak of Psoriasis will befall the land.
Personally, I figure it would be somewhere between the two.