ZIMMERMAN isn't funny, but Gawker readers' comments are: [View all]
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http://gawker.com/nice-guy-george-zimmerman-told-a-911-operator-on-monday-1467171057
[font size=5]Nice guy George Zimmerman told a 911 operator on Monday that he did not pull a gun on his girlfriend. "I have a girlfriend, who for lack of a better word, has gone crazy on me," explained Zimmerman.[/font]
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Fact: George Zimmerman has a girlfriend and I'm sitting on my living room floor, by myself, eating M&Ms. BUT at least no one called the cops on me today, so om nom nom nom.
“Is this 911?” -- “Oh, hi, George.”
Zimmermann suffers from what I call "Murder She Wrote Syndrome"": everywhere Angela Lansbury went someone got murdered yet at no point did anyone ever stop to think — "hey maybe it’s the old lady?” ...
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