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11. But the guest receipt was later to be revealed as a fake

Wed Nov 27, 2013, 03:32 PM

Nov 2013

and caused her to have a mental breakdown, the pit bull was admitted to a psychiatric hospital because she had recently braved the Obamacare website and gotten affordable insurance... but no birth control because of the religious objections of the Olive Garden corporate overlords.

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Porn-watching pitbull forced to work on Thanksgiving. [View all] ithinkmyliverhurts Nov 2013 OP

At Olive Garden, where the customer writes "we don't tip Pit Bulls" (nt) Recursion Nov 2013 #1

But the guest receipt was later to be revealed as a fake lapfog_1 Nov 2013 #11

To be fair, the customer was a cat. Ken Burch Nov 2013 #35

holy crap call the UN. loli phabay Nov 2013 #2

Obama's fault. IdaBriggs Nov 2013 #3

Was he shaved... you know, "down there"? Scuba Nov 2013 #4

Crap. Now Miley will demand action on Benghazi LittleBlue Nov 2013 #5

She's been pretty pissed off ever since Ben Ghazi stood her up. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2013 #41

Is s/he a papist? n/t Tom Rinaldo Nov 2013 #6

At the Olive Garden? FiveGoodMen Nov 2013 #7

That's so 2008 BainsBane Nov 2013 #26

But is the pooch circumcised, and does he believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone? 11 Bravo Nov 2013 #8

Carrying a AR-15? A pitbulls gotta stand their ground you know.... Sancho Nov 2013 #9

That is funny!! Covered all bases... truth2power Nov 2013 #10

LMAO. Only if you have chicken for dessert! nt stevenleser Nov 2013 #12

What are his views on breast feeding in public? deutsey Nov 2013 #13

At Walmart, with a vegan boss who keeps making jokes riqster Nov 2013 #14

And he's a Hillary-lover, too! randome Nov 2013 #15

While sucking on an e-cig. n/t Egalitarian Thug Nov 2013 #16

I hear he has to serve a woman breast feeding a baby and a white tiger Rex Nov 2013 #17

Yeah but was he smoking... SomethingFishy Nov 2013 #18

Newest NBC sitcom? Scootaloo Nov 2013 #19

Does it open-carry, or wear a jock strap? TheCowsCameHome Nov 2013 #20

...with Nader. WilliamPitt Nov 2013 #21

Last seen on the grassy knoll Warren DeMontague Nov 2013 #22

While the NSA monitors it launching DDoS attacks on healthcare.gov NuclearDem Nov 2013 #23

It's all Hillary's fault BainsBane Nov 2013 #24

.. while vaping and spanking his son, who's circumcised of course. yodermon Nov 2013 #25

What kind of porn was the pitt watching? darkangel218 Nov 2013 #27

Doesn't matter. He's castrated. ancianita Nov 2013 #28

LMAOROFL!!! darkangel218 Nov 2013 #36

Had to cut the porn stuff off, ya know? ancianita Nov 2013 #37

Yeah but did he kill JFK while faking the moon landing kydo Nov 2013 #29

Wait till Senator Warren gets ahold of this. grantcart Nov 2013 #30

while chewing on the wish bone his boss threw to him Vox Moi Nov 2013 #31

you forgot hugo chavez with a gun booley Nov 2013 #32

And is breastfeeding at olive garden geardaddy Nov 2013 #33

also is deep frying the turkey after covering in cornflakes La Lioness Priyanka Nov 2013 #34

The obvious answer: Spider Jerusalem Nov 2013 #38

You spelled 'fugging' wrong. randome Nov 2013 #46

Depends on whether the pooch understands that single payer is better than insurance IronLionZion Nov 2013 #39

Unfortunately the pit bull has to work on Thanksgiving LiberalEsto Nov 2013 #40

The pit bull's coworkers would donate food, but can't because their food stamps were cut. IronLionZion Nov 2013 #43

Is that the one who works at Pizza Hut? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2013 #42

you forgot that he worked at Olive Garden and was forced jazzimov Nov 2013 #44

The fun is over. flvegan Nov 2013 #45

Now? We nuke the unborn baby whales! nt bluedeathray Nov 2013 #47

Porn-watching Marxist Pitbull....get your labels right...! Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #48

It's a conspiracy... lame54 Nov 2013 #49

kicking. nt stevenleser Dec 2013 #50

After eating kudzu, it's going places!! madinmaryland Dec 2013 #51

Obviously, a conservadem Boomer....nt Old and In the Way Dec 2013 #52

Dinah Mo? DontTreadOnMe Dec 2013 #53