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24. I never made it to Cleveland

Wed Dec 4, 2013, 09:18 PM

Dec 2013

The Steubenville cop who pulled me over for Driving With Long Hair was pissed because I had a clean record, so instead of just letting me continue northward in Ohio, he decided to, um, escort me all the way up to the Ohio River bridge at East Liverpool. I probably accounted for half of the state's score for that year

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Ohio finally comes out on top. In profanity. [View all] riqster Dec 2013 OP

As a former Ohioan... countryjake Dec 2013 #1

Bro! riqster Dec 2013 #9

No bro, here. countryjake Dec 2013 #16

Apologies for the gender mistake. riqster Dec 2013 #18

right there with you maxsolomon Dec 2013 #15

It's harder up here in the Magic Skagit... countryjake Dec 2013 #20

I'm still in Ohio. riqster Dec 2013 #21

makes sense, I would curse a lot too snooper2 Dec 2013 #2

Or Ohio. randome Dec 2013 #4

Like I said, riqster Dec 2013 #6

Somehow, I thought New York or New Jersey Art_from_Ark Dec 2013 #3

Oh, they strove valiantly, no doubt. riqster Dec 2013 #5

I've got to admit that when I have traveled through Ohio, Art_from_Ark Dec 2013 #22

No doubt at the traffic. riqster Dec 2013 #23

I never made it to Cleveland Art_from_Ark Dec 2013 #24

Ah yes, DWF we used to call it. riqster Dec 2013 #25

I felt almost like I had crossed the Macon County Line Art_from_Ark Dec 2013 #30

Ah, good old Rapeville. riqster Dec 2013 #50

It's not the worst? Art_from_Ark Dec 2013 #60

You were pulled over by a Steubenville cop and he didn't take doc03 Dec 2013 #56

He took me downtown Art_from_Ark Dec 2013 #57

This has been several years ago but a buddy of mine had a flat tire doc03 Dec 2013 #58

Da-------------mn Art_from_Ark Dec 2013 #59

I still believe the sample size must have been too small customerserviceguy Dec 2013 #29

As Ohio f***ing goes, so goes the f***ing nation. LadyHawkAZ Dec 2013 #7

I was born in Pittsburgh but raised in Ohio near Cleveland. ... spin Dec 2013 #8

Just being a fan of Cleveland sports teams taught me to swear. riqster Dec 2013 #11

That's where being born in Pittsburgh came in handy for me. ... spin Dec 2013 #14

Cry me a river, says the fucking Browns fan. riqster Dec 2013 #19

How can this fucking be? leftynyc Dec 2013 #10

Too fucking bad. First we got the Rock Hall, now this great achievement! riqster Dec 2013 #12

LOL leftynyc Dec 2013 #13

We gotta brag about what we can. riqster Dec 2013 #17

I WILL get to OH one day leftynyc Dec 2013 #32

It is pretty awesome. riqster Dec 2013 #34

Being home to the Cleveland Browns and Indians gives the state an unfair advantage. JVS Dec 2013 #26

And Cavaliers. riqster Dec 2013 #38

Anyone who is stuck samplegirl Dec 2013 #27

Damn right. riqster Dec 2013 #28

My old man left Ohio many years ago. Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2013 #31

Balzampleu! riqster Dec 2013 #33

What does that mean? Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2013 #44

It's Gascon, meaning riqster Dec 2013 #47

Ahhhhhh, Assholebula!! Bohunk68 Dec 2013 #39

My wife is from the South riqster Dec 2013 #41

We're also the least courteous. rucky Dec 2013 #35

Know your word(s): kentauros Dec 2013 #36

That is fucking awesome. riqster Dec 2013 #37

Etymology is always fuckin' awesome! kentauros Dec 2013 #40

Thanks for that awesome scholarship! Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2013 #45

Fuckin' a!! Initech Dec 2013 #42

You're damned right! riqster Dec 2013 #43

Oh Fudge BlueJazz Dec 2013 #46

Cornelius? riqster Dec 2013 #48

Cornholio BlueJazz Dec 2013 #49

Well, given that I was born and raised in Ohio and liberalhistorian Dec 2013 #51

Lots of us are stuck here, so we say a lot of "fucks" here. riqster Dec 2013 #53

I know, most of my liberalhistorian Dec 2013 #55

What the f--- happened to West f---Virginia they doc03 Dec 2013 #52

O-f-H-f-I-f-O! riqster Dec 2013 #54

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