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jberryhill

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37. Funny you should say that
Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:31 PM
Dec 2013

True story - I had let my hair grow out for about two years and recently got it cut short again. The women at the shop asked me if I wanted to donate, and asked another one how long it needed to be. The other one brought over a ruler, they checked, and made kind of an "aww" of disappointment. I asked what was wrong and one said, "it's two inches too short."

"Story of my life," I said, to their attempt to suppress laughing.

your penis is huge [View all] arely staircase Dec 2013 OP
Why, thank you. NuclearDem Dec 2013 #1
Why is this post NOT in the Lounger? FarPoint Dec 2013 #2
meat and two veg as they say. but it does seem lounge material. loli phabay Dec 2013 #3
probuably so BainsBane Dec 2013 #10
it Is a discussion arely staircase Dec 2013 #9
Where? FarPoint Dec 2013 #12
slate.com arely staircase Dec 2013 #14
It's already full. rug Dec 2013 #24
Since the level of intellectual discourse was too high in GD today BainsBane Dec 2013 #4
Just stop starring. We aren't pieces of meat NoOneMan Dec 2013 #5
honestly i dont mind being stared at, does not bother me at all loli phabay Dec 2013 #18
Creepy ...ain't it. L0oniX Dec 2013 #23
based on the timing. this seems purposefully inflammatory in GD Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #6
it is from slate.com arely staircase Dec 2013 #11
You say that like "inflammatory" isn't a GD requirement. n/t lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #31
Par for the course at least Major Nikon Dec 2013 #39
How to measure your dong... quinnox Dec 2013 #7
Eureka! EOTE Dec 2013 #16
... quinnox Dec 2013 #17
Dong? .... Dong! 1000words Jan 2014 #61
This message was self-deleted by its author seabeyond Dec 2013 #8
Good morning, Mr. Pharmacist. MineralMan Dec 2013 #13
Is this the 15" pianist joke ? dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #15
There is a show called "Evolve" from the History Channel... Humanist_Activist Dec 2013 #19
"Stop Worrying About Size—90 Percent of Human Penises Are Between 5 and 7 Inches." WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2013 #20
+1 nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #46
LoL ismnotwasm Dec 2013 #56
And they are all bigger than an alpha male goriilla's Shivering Jemmy Dec 2013 #57
Not another dick dynasty thread Blue Owl Dec 2013 #21
This should really be a pole ...uhm ...er poll. L0oniX Dec 2013 #22
It's because I'm half Bigfoot Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #25
You must be an American BlueStreak Dec 2013 #26
Damn it ...the NSA has gone too far ...now they even know my penis size. L0oniX Dec 2013 #27
Oh my, GD right now LittleBlue Dec 2013 #28
So this is why republicans want to kill everyone. geomon666 Dec 2013 #29
Some people audition for the nativity scene... lumberjack_jeff Dec 2013 #30
I've been told that Packerowner740 Dec 2013 #32
You missed a space in your subject line Beearewhyain Dec 2013 #33
I seriously doubt that. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #34
Not since my penis reduction surgery jberryhill Dec 2013 #35
did you donate the clippings to arely staircase Dec 2013 #36
Funny you should say that jberryhill Dec 2013 #37
Author has clearly never met Jerry the Tapir. NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #38
all well and good but what else is a banana slug bringing to the table? nt SwampG8r Dec 2013 #42
Hey Swampie! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #44
hi skp SwampG8r Jan 2014 #58
This is getting blown all out of proportion Major Nikon Dec 2013 #40
arent you in texas? im in florida if you can see it from there ...my god...IT IS HUGE! nt SwampG8r Dec 2013 #41
Blessing or a curse? K.O. Stradivarius Dec 2013 #43
For Mr. Falcon, I'd make an exception for bestiality NickB79 Dec 2013 #50
I'd run like hell. In the other direction. Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2014 #63
Bigfoots should probably be writing monster porn about us. dawg Dec 2013 #45
Very nice. Nevernose Dec 2013 #47
Goddamn right. nt Codeine Dec 2013 #48
That's what she said. RiffRandell Dec 2013 #49
Fancy meeting you in here! opiate69 Dec 2013 #51
The words huge and penis RiffRandell Dec 2013 #52
lol.. I know, right? opiate69 Dec 2013 #53
Love the picture! RiffRandell Dec 2013 #54
Tapirs, now, that's another thing entirely. nolabear Dec 2013 #55
Everybody has an eight inch cock (on the internet)... taught_me_patience Jan 2014 #59
As the article shows, more evidence that the 1% are big dicks. n/t Silent3 Jan 2014 #60
You peeked!!! nt U4ikLefty Jan 2014 #62
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