How To Live With A Huge Penis

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11. "OMG" also stands for "Oh My God"!

Seems appropriate enough...

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Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life. And tormented him.

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands - campfire, style - from a distance of six inches.




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World's most 'well-endowed' man stopped and frisked by suspicious TSA officials

A man who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants.

Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through the usual security.

The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a ‘very noticeable’ bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential ‘biological threat,’ the Huffington Post reported.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174937/Jonah-Falcon-Worlds-endowed-man-stopped-frisked-suspicious-TSA-officials.html