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Pretzel_Warrior

(8,361 posts) Fri Dec 27, 2013, 05:51 PM Dec 2013

An oldie but a goodie [View all]

An elderly gentleman approached the White House gates. As he did so, a uniformed secret service officer walked up to him on the othe side and asked what he could do for him.

"I'd like to see President Bush, please."

The secret service officer told him, "George W. Bush is no longer president of the United States."

The elderly man smiled and walked away.

The next day, that same elderly man was back at the White House gates, and again the secret service officer asked what he could do for him.

"I'd like to see President Bush, please."

The secret service officer looked bemused and said, "Sir, I already told you yesterday...George W. Bush is no longer president of the United States. Did you forget?"

The old man replied, "No, I just like hearing you say that."

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An oldie but a goodie [View all] Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 OP

G.W. returns from a Mideast trip, carrying a goat under each arm. OilemFirchen Dec 2013 #1

... Wait Wut Dec 2013 #2

Excellent sarge43 Dec 2013 #3

LMAO! Aerows Dec 2013 #5

Good one! We should add a few. Like brazillion and quickie Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #7

Classic dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #12

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meti57b Dec 2013 #4

A moment at the (1st) Inagural we'll never forget... FailureToCommunicate Dec 2013 #6

almost as apropos as him whacking his head on the helicopter opening Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #8

Those were the freaking evil Cha Dec 2013 #9

I think Jonathan Franzen captured the surreal psychosis of those years in "Freedom" Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #10

Thanks for the info, PW.. Sounds Cha Dec 2013 #11