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In reply to the discussion: Facebook crap all throughout the internet now [View all]proud2BlibKansan
(96,793 posts)I am still LOL.
Tell me this isn't a hoot:
Peggy Keller After giving this much thought, I have decided to divorce my husband and become a lesbian. It is really the only way I can ensure that I do not have a non-compliant government regulated pregnancy. Unless, of course, I am raped and you force me to marry my rapists like they do in some countries. Should I mail my driver's license in to avoid the shredding lines?
Ren Autrey "Dear Governor Brownback, after years of going to Planned Parenthood for my women's healthcare needs as I have been self-employed and often uninsured - I learned you have become the all knowing wizard of womanly ways. So I come to you as I am in need of my annual exam once again and would like to schedule an appointment at the same cost-effective rate, skill, and compassion that Planned Parenthood has offered me in the past."
Aaron Broadley Dear Mr. Brownback, my wife needed an emergency hysterectomy when she was 25 years old. We've tried to move on, but it just seems so useless to keep her around without being able to fulfill her childbearing purpose. Could your office send a letter recommending divorce? I know i can count on your support, thank you.
Orion Satori Hi, Senator, I was thinking of hooking up a webcam in my girlfriend's uterus so you could constantly monitor things more efficiently. Are their tax credits for that sort of thing?
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