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35. Traditional families across the nation are falling apart nationwide. I found legs and arms all over

Thu Jan 30, 2014, 02:17 PM

Jan 2014

my next door neighbor's yard the day after the Grammys'. I was appalled! I knew it had to be those gays that did it. I immediately turned on the Trinity Broadcasting Network to watch the Paul Crouch memorial and the Jesus guy from the Orlando Holyland who's having a totally hetero relationship with Jan Crouch. Now that Paul's dead that makes it OK. It's a family tradition. Then I listened to the Hank Williams Jr. song "Family Tradition" so my ears would be filled with the holy word of real American family morals. The very next day I listened to Focus on the Family while watching Kirk Cameron peel a banana.

Whew! That was close.

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Kirk Cameron Thinks Grammys' Gay Marriages Were An 'Assault On The Traditional Family' [View all] Miles Archer Jan 2014 OP

The only people who are assaulting families are people like Cameron Bjorn Against Jan 2014 #1

Gay bashing is one way the Christian Right raises money, in this case Cameron's lame movie KurtNYC Jan 2014 #32

This message was self-deleted by its author Wounded Bear Jan 2014 #39

I want to hear more about the banana, the atheist's nightmare, Kirk. longship Jan 2014 #2

Kirk on evolution ... napkinz Jan 2014 #19

Wow... I am completely speechless! Initech Jan 2014 #26

I hope that God took out a patent for the banana Dread Pirate Roberts Jan 2014 #43

I agree. onehandle Jan 2014 #3

Mercy Rule... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #4

The �ber fundamentalists love to use intimidating language like that don't they? Initech Jan 2014 #29

only Mercy Rule is to not allow any more Kirk Cameron movies to torture viewers nt geek tragedy Jan 2014 #5

If the traditional family hates marriage equality, then fuck the traditional family. Iggo Jan 2014 #6

Nice segue: I didn't like the marriages so buy my movie. n/t BeeBee Jan 2014 #7

That's it, right there. LuvNewcastle Jan 2014 #10

Yeah, let's ask the washed-up sitcom star what he thinks before we get married. LuvNewcastle Jan 2014 #8

He's just an ordinary, bad, salesman. hamsterjill Jan 2014 #9

Looks like Paul Ryan. Lex Jan 2014 #11

I guess Kirk no longer speaks to his former co-star Meredith Baxter. WinkyDink Jan 2014 #12

I think you're confused his "mother" was played by Joanna Kerns. nt justiceischeap Jan 2014 #28

HA! You're right; MB was with Michael J. Fox! WinkyDink Jan 2014 #47

Who doesn't appear to have a problem with homosexuality. nt justiceischeap Jan 2014 #48

If you won't accept my religion as your own, YOU have attacked ME!!!!! JoePhilly Jan 2014 #13

I think this idiot's opinion. sendero Jan 2014 #14

Who the FUCK is Kirk Cameron? Rex Jan 2014 #15

Growing Pains. NuclearDem Jan 2014 #18

Thank you! I thought maybe he was in some teen movie back in the day! Rex Jan 2014 #33

He's a washed up 80s child star tabbycat31 Jan 2014 #45

BREAKING NEWS from the Medieval Era... Marr Jan 2014 #16

Gay marriage is an assault on hetero marriage? Has he ever been assaulted? Even if I was opposed okaawhatever Jan 2014 #17

Exactly. But you used words and made an argument. Too much for Kirk. anneboleyn Jan 2014 #27

Okay, I'll put it in a pop-up book and mail it to his dumb ass. lolz. nt okaawhatever Jan 2014 #38

Ever watched his Jesus show? Armstead Jan 2014 #20

Kirk Cameron Attempts to Out-Think Stephen Hawking and Fails Miserably napkinz Jan 2014 #21

Dear Kirk - YOU'RE. STILL. IRRELEVANT. bullwinkle428 Jan 2014 #22

That's bananas! Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #23

Will Kirk Cameron really drown if he looks up during a rainstorm? FSogol Jan 2014 #24

hey kirk, i'm quite impressed by your bigotry, asshole. spanone Jan 2014 #25

no, you're a MORAN! napkinz Jan 2014 #30

lol ---> napkinz Jan 2014 #31

In 1967 People were outraged at legal interracial marriage in the south gerogie2 Jan 2014 #34

Traditional families across the nation are falling apart nationwide. I found legs and arms all over Lint Head Jan 2014 #35

Dear "traditionalists": same-sex marriage is *not about you*. (n/t) eShirl Jan 2014 #36

He got left behind Capt. Obvious Jan 2014 #37

I don't believe he does... Wounded Bear Jan 2014 #40

No Kirk, that was a song about love, not an assault. Lunacee_2013 Jan 2014 #41

So does this guy. JRLeft Jan 2014 #42

I disagree with him. Egnever Jan 2014 #44

And Jesus Wept! hrmjustin Jan 2014 #46

Nobody cares ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jan 2014 #49