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Kurovski

(34,657 posts) Thu Feb 13, 2014, 01:33 AM Feb 2014

Shame on DUers Whom Have as Yet Failed to Purchase a Heart For Me! NOW WITH POETRY! Avast! [View all]

Last edited Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:57 PM - Edit history (3)

You may otherwise and at the very least mitigate that shame by kicking this tread.

Regardless, a Blessed Saint Valentine's Day to you all.

Monstrous, negligent creatures of dark perfidy though you may be!

EDIT:

The time is late, I've had my fill,

I'm full of hearts, I'm near to ill!

I now beseech, as I am done

to seek out those who have but none.

To gift a heart to others be

The salve to this great malady.

---proclamation by his royal highness and the vicar, right blessed.

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Shame on DUers Whom Have as Yet Failed to Purchase a Heart For Me! *NOW WITH POETRY!* Avast! [View all] Kurovski Feb 2014 OP

Here's one for you! Laffy Kat Feb 2014 #1

Someone please give one to Laffy Kat! Kurovski Feb 2014 #2

You should post more, my dear Kurovski! CaliforniaPeggy Feb 2014 #3

I too forget myself, and quite often. Kurovski Feb 2014 #5

even more of a dirty old shame hfojvt Feb 2014 #4

Sing it sister! Kurovski Feb 2014 #7

Will this work? nadinbrzezinski Feb 2014 #6

That kind of reminds me of Swamp Rat. Kurovski Feb 2014 #18

I hope she's ok nadinbrzezinski Feb 2014 #19

Swamp is a he, but very attuned to the feminine! Kurovski Feb 2014 #23

If you do, say hi for me nadinbrzezinski Feb 2014 #25

I will, Nadine! Kurovski Feb 2014 #26

tell him i say hi too. i miss him. n/t orleans Feb 2014 #31

I've bookmarked this thread to remember. Kurovski Feb 2014 #57

IF you find him tell him I too miss malaise Feb 2014 #94

Will do. Kurovski Feb 2014 #96

You gotta love this place. Rex Feb 2014 #8

It's a law now. Kurovski Feb 2014 #13

I bought one for you... I swear! cherokeeprogressive Feb 2014 #9

It is very kind of you to let me know. Kurovski Feb 2014 #14

Thx for the hearts whomever! Laffy Kat Feb 2014 #10

maybe the cute and fuzzy bunnies can help hfojvt Feb 2014 #11

Gracious! I didn't know bunnies were so...treacherous! Kurovski Feb 2014 #16

mhmhmmmhhmmmhmhmn. Ellipsis Feb 2014 #12

DU should start giving a cut. Kurovski Feb 2014 #17

Yeah.. I'm still a "day player" myself Ellipsis Feb 2014 #24

I always loved Valentine's day week at DU. Kurovski Feb 2014 #27

c'mere you. Ellipsis Feb 2014 #30

Begging for hearts is a Du tradition quinnox Feb 2014 #15

A humbling and humiliating tradition! Kurovski Feb 2014 #21

If anyone doubts the cohesiveness of the posting community hear, they haven't seen this heart giving Nika Feb 2014 #20

Alas, I only have one. SheilaT Feb 2014 #22

I must away! Kurovski Feb 2014 #28

You'll get TWO hearts from me next year, Kurovski. Or a lump of coal in your IrishAyes Feb 2014 #29

Then... Kurovski Feb 2014 #38

I promise you one thing: IrishAyes Feb 2014 #44

Wait,Walt?! Kurovski Feb 2014 #59

I'm ecumenical or something. 'Leaves of Grass' is unbeatable. Poetry knows no IrishAyes Feb 2014 #70

You have the passion of a poet Kurovski Feb 2014 #73

That's what I told my friends..... IrishAyes Feb 2014 #89

You have to admire someone...... DeSwiss Feb 2014 #32

Thank you! Kurovski Feb 2014 #41

Sorry I squandered the funds to buy a heart by giving the money to the local Food Bank instead wocaonimabi Feb 2014 #33

Then... Kurovski Feb 2014 #39

You can have a piece of mine. Wilms Feb 2014 #34

! Kurovski Feb 2014 #47

I hardly ever get hearts. Javaman Feb 2014 #35

Hmm... Kurovski Feb 2014 #42

no comprendo Puzzledtraveller Feb 2014 #36

eh-ah... Kurovski Feb 2014 #45

Isn't your headline kinda heartless? idendoit Feb 2014 #37

Yes, by hellfire! Kurovski Feb 2014 #40

Someone gave me one.... BeeBee Feb 2014 #43

...> Kurovski Feb 2014 #62

Wow. I even got a Valentine poem... :) n/t BeeBee Feb 2014 #76

Fuck off taterguy Feb 2014 #46

Fornication Under Consent of the King, raises funds for DU quick as anything. Kurovski Feb 2014 #49

NO U chrisa Feb 2014 #58

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Be careful the fun police are on patrol Kurska Feb 2014 #79

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Seriously, how chickenshit taterguy Feb 2014 #91

I'll offer you a heart for your restraint in not plotting the demise of all those who failed to obey btrflykng9 Feb 2014 #48

"Never bite the heart that feeds your ego" Kurovski Feb 2014 #52

Looks to me like the squeaky wheel gets the grease. lpbk2713 Feb 2014 #50

The grease you speak won't lard my joint, it's toward DU to which I point. Kurovski Feb 2014 #63

Monstrous...check. Negligent...check. Dark perfidy...check. pinboy3niner Feb 2014 #51

I'll tell you... Kurovski Feb 2014 #56

Oh, my first DU love, Kurovski! PassingFair Feb 2014 #53

LOL. Best valentine this year! Kurovski Feb 2014 #61

My heart is frozen. Arugula Latte Feb 2014 #54

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That's why they call you "The Defroster." Arugula Latte Feb 2014 #83

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Only one thing to do... Deep13 Feb 2014 #55

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I was number two RainDog Feb 2014 #60

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Good thing I already did. Coyotl Feb 2014 #65

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Wow, I should have tried this, lol :). nt arthritisR_US Feb 2014 #66

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... arthritisR_US Feb 2014 #95

Oops. Kurovski Feb 2014 #99

My beloved! myrna minx Feb 2014 #67

Egad! I am undone! Kurovski Feb 2014 #72

Thou dost saunter 'round these quiet rooms seeking myrna minx Feb 2014 #86

Seeketh thou to weep or yet to pine? Kurovski Feb 2014 #87

Honey, get real. I don't give my heart away unless I at least get dinner, a movie, and drinks first. Zorra Feb 2014 #71

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DU's poet Laureate is in the house! Thank you! Try this...... Ninga Feb 2014 #81

you're really gonna make me work for this, ain't ya? Kurovski Feb 2014 #82

Love it malaise Feb 2014 #85

Love you! Kurovski Feb 2014 #88

LOL - back at yah! malaise Feb 2014 #93

Ooooh....a poem. Chellee Feb 2014 #90

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What a lovely thread malaise Feb 2014 #97

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