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In reply to the discussion: Greatest Pharmacist Ever Prescribes Anti-Monster Spray for 6-Year-Old [View all]kracer20
(199 posts)26. Does this mean that monsters are real?
Last edited Tue Mar 11, 2014, 02:04 PM - Edit history (1)
Will the little girl come to the conclusion that since the doctor gave her this spray, that it proves monsters are real?
Every time my son asks me to close his closet door I close the door and remind him that monsters can probably operate door knobs. I know I should simply close the door and remind that monsters aren't real, but I like to mess with him that way.
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onehandle
Mar 2014
OP
hence the logic of the older, tried and true method of leaving a few cookies out to appease
KittyWampus
Mar 2014
#31
But then they tell all their monster friends and they all come over for cookie parties.
cui bono
Mar 2014
#52
Yes but on the other hand, she will get "hooked" on the monster spray. The pharmacist isnt no fool.
rhett o rick
Mar 2014
#75
"This is going to result in an explosion of anti-monster-spray-resistant monsters. "
greiner3
Mar 2014
#58
He's also in the "Dear Mr Watterson" movie about the Calvin and Hobbes creator
SomethingFishy
Mar 2014
#21
Yes, but sadly it costs $500 million in campaign donations to the opposing party. nt
okaawhatever
Mar 2014
#14
Thanks for the idea. I have a 2 year old greatgrandchild who has monsters in her room.
jwirr
Mar 2014
#10
"Don't worry about that bug, it has no mouth parts" my father used to say, when there was some
FailureToCommunicate
Mar 2014
#74
I don't recall if those giant roaches DID hiss...we kids were yelling too loud to hear 'em if they
FailureToCommunicate
Mar 2014
#78