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In reply to the discussion: Greatest Pharmacist Ever Prescribes Anti-Monster Spray for 6-Year-Old [View all]Diclotican
(5,095 posts)38. onehandle
onehandle
Dam - I wish I have had something near this - when I was a little kid, with monster under my bed.... (Yeah I know - it is some year ago and I do also know monster doesn't exist - but even then, if you are a kid, you do believe in the imposible)... And I had a monster under my bed, who really did scared me....Specially when I was 3-4 year, the only way to get me to sleep was to take a raid in my fathers truck - I often was going to sleep because of the humming of the engine... And of course next day it was no monster under the bed...
Later I was told to just get in the ***** bed to sleep - monster or no monster.... And after a while the monster was going away - making fuzz with other childrne...
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onehandle
Mar 2014
OP
hence the logic of the older, tried and true method of leaving a few cookies out to appease
KittyWampus
Mar 2014
#31
But then they tell all their monster friends and they all come over for cookie parties.
cui bono
Mar 2014
#52
Yes but on the other hand, she will get "hooked" on the monster spray. The pharmacist isnt no fool.
rhett o rick
Mar 2014
#75
"This is going to result in an explosion of anti-monster-spray-resistant monsters. "
greiner3
Mar 2014
#58
He's also in the "Dear Mr Watterson" movie about the Calvin and Hobbes creator
SomethingFishy
Mar 2014
#21
Yes, but sadly it costs $500 million in campaign donations to the opposing party. nt
okaawhatever
Mar 2014
#14
Thanks for the idea. I have a 2 year old greatgrandchild who has monsters in her room.
jwirr
Mar 2014
#10
"Don't worry about that bug, it has no mouth parts" my father used to say, when there was some
FailureToCommunicate
Mar 2014
#74
I don't recall if those giant roaches DID hiss...we kids were yelling too loud to hear 'em if they
FailureToCommunicate
Mar 2014
#78