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Jeff In Milwaukee

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53. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say...

Reply to PeaceNikki (Reply #31)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 12:57 AM

Mar 2014

When I grow up, I want to BE Abe Simpson...

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e-cig vaping mom breast feeding at olive garden circumcises her baby. [View all] Warren Stupidity Mar 2014 OP

While her pit bull ate corn-flaked breaded chicken at home. PeaceNikki Mar 2014 #1

Great Odin's raven!!! You bet me to the pitbull reference! nt Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2014 #3

Were you here for the "Fat Actress" wars? PeaceNikki Mar 2014 #4

Been here since '01 but I don't recall that one. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2014 #12

There was a laura branigan flamefest, too. PeaceNikki Mar 2014 #14

Sic semper internettus, I s'pose. riqster Mar 2014 #20

I heard my grampy talk about the fat actress wars, I still haz nightmares. Warren Stupidity Mar 2014 #16

"Son, in those days this place was powered by hamsters on wheels. And we liked Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2014 #17

The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. PeaceNikki Mar 2014 #31

Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say... Jeff In Milwaukee Mar 2014 #53

Won't someone think of the pitbulls? (pic) The Straight Story Mar 2014 #8

bravo! Ed Suspicious Mar 2014 #36

Let me guess. You got this story from Edward Snowden who transmitted it to RT through Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2014 #2

While watching Syrian bootlegs of Miley Cyrus videos riqster Mar 2014 #5

oh for fucks sake i had to go find out what the fuck a jegging is. Warren Stupidity Mar 2014 #9

I have daughters. At least you could keep that one small bit of innocence for a while longer than I. riqster Mar 2014 #11

with boys you just learn new and unusual ways to burp, fart, swear and be a complete asshole. Warren Stupidity Mar 2014 #15

Regrettably, I am already well-versed in Sphincterology. riqster Mar 2014 #18

What the fuck IS a jegging, Warren? MrMickeysMom Mar 2014 #32

Leggings that are jean-styled. pacalo Mar 2014 #56

Oh� that's good. MrMickeysMom Mar 2014 #64

At least you looked. I thought it was a damn typo <G> n/t jtuck004 Mar 2014 #49

While looking at porn. ForgoTheConsequence Mar 2014 #6

This is brilliant: riqster Mar 2014 #13

Only the e-cig affects those around her. nt onehandle Mar 2014 #7

Second hand water vapor? Dr Hobbitstein Mar 2014 #66

Why does it have to be a mom? SirRevolutionary Mar 2014 #10

Did she get droned? n/t Aerows Mar 2014 #19

Droning on and on. riqster Mar 2014 #22

While watching porn. Sissyk Mar 2014 #21

I have it on good authority Aerows Mar 2014 #23

But was her baby molested by Michael Jackson? Fumesucker Mar 2014 #24

Mia said Woody did it. pacalo Mar 2014 #28

mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them uppityperson Mar 2014 #25

Does she deserve the death penalty? Renew Deal Mar 2014 #26

She used the same spoon WhiteTara Mar 2014 #27

But, did she shave her naughty bits?? opiate69 Mar 2014 #29

As they say in the business ... MindMover Mar 2014 #30

What about the moon? zappaman Mar 2014 #33

Countdown begins when the devil wheels in a loaf of bread. pacalo Mar 2014 #55

Did anyone demand to see her receipt??? SoCalDem Mar 2014 #34

Yes, but a homophobic slur was written on it jberryhill Mar 2014 #39

Oooooh, shit! ChisolmTrailDem Mar 2014 #35

Snowden. Ed Suspicious Mar 2014 #37

Benghazi! panader0 Mar 2014 #40

Yahtzee! 1000words Mar 2014 #41

Yahtzee panader0 Mar 2014 #43

LMAO 1000words Mar 2014 #44

Alerting 1000words Mar 2014 #38

Satan incarnate PowerToThePeople Mar 2014 #42

was she the one who was home schooling her older children? Douglas Carpenter Mar 2014 #45

while drinking a martini nilram Mar 2014 #46

I'm waiting for someone to circumcise their pit bull. n/t Crunchy Frog Mar 2014 #47

And those are just FOUR weird things about women..... DeSwiss Mar 2014 #48

did somone in the resturaunt find a friend in Jesus Christ and receive the gift of eternal 8 track mind Mar 2014 #50

Was her beverage sweetened with HFCS? Had she just come from having her child vaccinated? Thor_MN Mar 2014 #51

Kudzu! Where's the goddam kudzu in this thread?! Jeff In Milwaukee Mar 2014 #52

SCHEDULING WARREN STUPIDITY FOR ASS KICKING Skittles Mar 2014 #54

Did a guy hold the door open for her? Vashta Nerada Mar 2014 #57

She likes Thomas Kinkade's art. pacalo Mar 2014 #58

You fucking went there without GRAPHIC WARNING? Warren Stupidity Mar 2014 #65

No boxed wine? kentauros Mar 2014 #59

...on the back of a bikini clad pit bull, while posing for Sports Illustrated. TeeYiYi Mar 2014 #60

Are you the spocksman for the casting asparagus brigade? Matariki Mar 2014 #61

all of this after Niceguy1 Mar 2014 #62

Laughter can kill you malaise Mar 2014 #63