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Greatest Pharmacist Ever Prescribes Anti-Monster Spray for 6-Year-Old [View all] onehandle Mar 2014 OP

Awesome! randome Mar 2014 #1

Nice. I'll bet it works really well, too. MineralMan Mar 2014 #2

Stupid. Orrex Mar 2014 #3

ROFL - good one OKNancy Mar 2014 #5

LOL! n/t JimDandy Mar 2014 #6

ROFL. thanks, I needed a laugh. nt okaawhatever Mar 2014 #12

Plus, she only has one refill. Monster are good at waiting it out. FSogol Mar 2014 #16

hence the logic of the older, tried and true method of leaving a few cookies out to appease KittyWampus Mar 2014 #31

Finally! Orrex Mar 2014 #34

But then they tell all their monster friends and they all come over for cookie parties. cui bono Mar 2014 #52

You nailed it. RVN VET Mar 2014 #72

Yes but on the other hand, she will get "hooked" on the monster spray. The pharmacist isnt no fool. rhett o rick Mar 2014 #75

and if you give monsters cookies then they will ChazII Mar 2014 #68

Don't worry, there's a safeguard against that. NuclearDem Mar 2014 #43

"This is going to result in an explosion of anti-monster-spray-resistant monsters. " greiner3 Mar 2014 #58

Ha ha, that's great! lady lib Mar 2014 #59

Does it work on closets? JHB Mar 2014 #4

Wow.. Haven't seen a Bloom County in awhile... SomethingFishy Mar 2014 #8

Berke is still around... rwsanders Mar 2014 #18

He's also in the "Dear Mr Watterson" movie about the Calvin and Hobbes creator SomethingFishy Mar 2014 #21

I didn't know that was out yet, I'm going to have to find it... rwsanders Mar 2014 #83

Came out in November to a limited release.. SomethingFishy Mar 2014 #84

Couldn't agee more.... CherokeeDem Mar 2014 #27

The vanity plate on my car is OOP ACK catbyte Mar 2014 #29

I think I *still* have an MX missile in my closet phantom power Mar 2014 #13

great addition to the thread KittyWampus Mar 2014 #33

Nice Person! oldandhappy Mar 2014 #7

Could he concoct an anti-Koch spray? PumpkinAle Mar 2014 #9

Yes, but sadly it costs $500 million in campaign donations to the opposing party. nt okaawhatever Mar 2014 #14

Any of the numerous Polar Plunges will do that. Thor_MN Mar 2014 #61

:) n/t PumpkinAle Mar 2014 #77

Thanks for the idea. I have a 2 year old greatgrandchild who has monsters in her room. jwirr Mar 2014 #10

and it only cost her $85.00 Enrique Mar 2014 #11

Yeah, but before Obamacare it was $259. FSogol Mar 2014 #15

But now the out-of-pocket is $75 vs the old $5. So there are tradeoffs... n/t jtuck004 Mar 2014 #20

Cool! It comes with a refill. freebrew Mar 2014 #17

what a lovely guy. and creative too! cali Mar 2014 #19

My husband write up a lockout tag for my youngest and posted it on her bed hedgehog Mar 2014 #22

That's sweet.... CherokeeDem Mar 2014 #30

That would definitely do the trick for OSHA compliant monsters. n/t JoeyT Mar 2014 #32

LOL, we pretended to round them up and put them in an invisible cage, winter is coming Mar 2014 #73

Is it a generic? KamaAina Mar 2014 #23

next thing you know, merck will grab it, file a patent rurallib Mar 2014 #35

He's obviously a compounding pharmacist, able to do it to order. Hekate Mar 2014 #42

WARNING: May cause drowsiness. n/t cherokeeprogressive Mar 2014 #24

What does the FDA say? tclambert Mar 2014 #25

The DEA is working with the FDA..... AnneD Mar 2014 #28

This message was self-deleted by its author ohheckyeah Mar 2014 #65

Somebody somewhere will be allergic to it. n/t ohheckyeah Mar 2014 #66

Does this mean that monsters are real? kracer20 Mar 2014 #26

hah! shanti Mar 2014 #36

An obvious gateway drug... tridim Mar 2014 #37

onehandle Diclotican Mar 2014 #38

In Norway, wouldn't those monsters be trolls? Jackpine Radical Mar 2014 #55

Jackpine Radical Diclotican Mar 2014 #67

This makes me smile Gothmog Mar 2014 #39

Wonderful! Genius! TxDemChem Mar 2014 #40

Excellent SoapBox Mar 2014 #41

wait - repeat as necessary?! wtf?! :) Locrian Mar 2014 #44

I used to have a one man... N_E_1 for Tennis Mar 2014 #45

You do realize, however. . . matt819 Mar 2014 #46

Hah Dorian Gray Mar 2014 #47

"Don't worry about that bug, it has no mouth parts" my father used to say, when there was some FailureToCommunicate Mar 2014 #74

Hah! Dorian Gray Mar 2014 #76

I don't recall if those giant roaches DID hiss...we kids were yelling too loud to hear 'em if they FailureToCommunicate Mar 2014 #78

My mom Dorian Gray Mar 2014 #79

My advice is maybe just learn to live with 'em... FailureToCommunicate Mar 2014 #80

Is there a $80 copay? JVS Mar 2014 #48

Priceless! TRoN33 Mar 2014 #49

Can't they just leave some of these around? eggplant Mar 2014 #50

Why not just teach him rational thought? phil89 Mar 2014 #51

Does anyone know if this is a broad-spectrum anti-monster spray and if so,... JackBoik Mar 2014 #53

Reminds me of my favorite Gary Larson comic: phylny Mar 2014 #54

repellent sprays!! bleedinglib Mar 2014 #56

TOTAL WIN! DeSwiss Mar 2014 #57

More pseudoscientific woo. Shoulda just given her Ambien. Crunchy Frog Mar 2014 #60

Kindness! Cha Mar 2014 #62

And Senator McCain just ordered three boxes....damn Putin bkanderson76 Mar 2014 #63

Does it work on republicans? npk Mar 2014 #64

npk Diclotican Mar 2014 #69

Of course, as they are monsters! treestar Mar 2014 #82

I had the same monster problem when I was little. texanwitch Mar 2014 #70

Does it work on heartless republicans? gerogie2 Mar 2014 #71

Oh that's sweet! treestar Mar 2014 #81