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MrScorpio

(73,772 posts) Sat Mar 24, 2012, 10:40 PM Mar 2012

So, Dick Cheney received a heart transplant... [View all]

It's a miracle that they found another heart of stone to replace the old one.

So, Dick Cheney received a heart transplant...

I wonder if it screamed like a boiled lobster when it went into his chest.

So, Dick Cheney received a heart transplant...

All we need to have now is Dr. Victor Frankenstein screaming, "IT'S ALIVE!"

So, Dick Cheney received a heart transplant...

I guess that Hell is full today.

So, Dick Cheney received a heart transplant...

Where did they find one that pumps bile instead of blood?

Now you try.

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So, Dick Cheney received a heart transplant... [View all] MrScorpio Mar 2012 OP

So the Dick Cheney received a heart transplant today... Duer 157099 Mar 2012 #1

Now that was excellent! n/t Control-Z Mar 2012 #11

anyone else would be "too old" mitchtv Mar 2012 #2

I thought so too, so I looked it up dflprincess Mar 2012 #3

And vastly increased heart rate is now being recorded... pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #4

As soemone who sent many to their deaths needlessly Canuckistanian Mar 2012 #5

And my dear, sweet husband is dead from heart issues elfin Mar 2012 #6

you know i started off thinking that he would have cindyperry2010 Mar 2012 #7

he is a murdering, hate-filled bastard, grandpa or not. niyad Mar 2012 #8

It's not my fault Cheney the pig had a bad heart Sarah Ibarruri Mar 2012 #9

One word would make me happy Tabasco_Dave Mar 2012 #10

As some already said in other threads, the correct term is "implant" backscatter712 Mar 2012 #12

Tell that to Cheney's Old Heart MrScorpio Mar 2012 #13

ROFL!!! pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #14

Dick Cheney should be dead - not living off the heart man4allcats Mar 2012 #15