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Scuba

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5. Hysterical!

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Tue Apr 1, 2014, 12:44 PM

Apr 2014

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

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LPD: The Libertarian Police Department (satire) [View all] n2doc Apr 2014 OP

Hilarious since I could almost see it nadinbrzezinski Apr 2014 #1

K & R. n/t FSogol Apr 2014 #2

It's been done already. Aristus Apr 2014 #3

Heh Bonx Apr 2014 #4

Hysterical! Scuba Apr 2014 #5