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Wed Apr 16, 2014, 12:28 AM

Apr 2014

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101724865

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman... Rush Limbaugh!

(Marching music starts)

They say that I'm sleaze
An elitist, if you please
Everybody disagrees with my rap (with his rap)
I'm horrendous, I'm appalling
My ratings now are falling
'Cause I'm so full of bull, so full of crap (full of crap)

With condescending cries,
Making money selling lies,
You might say everybody hates my guts (hates his guts)
I'm offensive, I'm a bigot
I'm a fraud - Can you dig it?
I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, I really am,
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fat conservative butthead
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

I have a sub-human figure, a huge rear end
My brain? That's another story (it's quite another story)
I have a face the size of a wash tub
And my ass is as big as Missouri - Yes!
(This bastard is sick, he's a fat, pompous prick,
And his ass is as big as Missouri) Yessiree, Bob!

Manipulating statements, exaggerate the truth,
I can't believe the hate my show inspires (the hate his show inspires)
It's not just because I'm stupid (oh no)
It's not just because I'm dumb (uh huh)
It's just because Republicans are liars (those dirty, filthy liars)

I am heartless, I am vain, insensitive, insane
They say that I'm a national disgrace (disgrace)
I am nasty (yes!), insulting (no!), basically revolting (uh huh)
I'm a concentrated pile of human waste (he's human waste)

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a sick Republican sleaze ball
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a sick Republican sleaze ball) Ho!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

They say that this is not about my vanity
They doubt my sanity
They think I'm nuts (so nuts)
I am a cyst on the ass of humanity (eww!)
New Republican slogan:
"Read My Putz" (read his putz)

From the bowels of Adolf Hitler
Comes the voice of Rush Limbaugh, heh heh

In closing, let me say: that each and every day
I'm an evil, rotten, egotistical snob (evil, rotten)
I'm the cop of the cop of Joe McCarthy-like gestapo
The right wing, foam-at-the-mouth, jackbooted slob

The Democratic-trashing years of liberal bashing
With the equivalent compassion of a grommet (of a grommet)
With the I.Q. of a fig; I'm a fat, obnoxious pig
And the truth of the matter is... I'm vomit (he's vomit)

'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) You're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fear mongering scum bag
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(Sick Republican sleaze ball) Ha ha!
(Fear mongering scum bag) Ho!
(Egotistical ass wipe) Yes!
(Mean-spirited, hog wallowing, fat, conservative putz)
(With the face... of a horse's ass)

Mega-dildos, Rush!

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Rush Limbaugh Freaks Out About Stephen Colbert Getting 'Late Show' [View all] monmouth3 Apr 2014 OP

:| liberal N proud Apr 2014 #1

lolz JNelson6563 Apr 2014 #37

Good. tosh Apr 2014 #2

Pissing off that drug addled, vicious hog is a good day's work. Warpy Apr 2014 #3

Right "traditional American values" workinclasszero Apr 2014 #78

I hate a fence rider tavernier Apr 2014 #86

Except for what I posted... workinclasszero Apr 2014 #108

That is an... 3catwoman3 Apr 2014 #89

Dude, your little missive will be used in this week's Top Ten Conservative Idiots list if you allow Nanjing to Seoul Apr 2014 #97

Rush is a walking breathing example of workinclasszero Apr 2014 #109

You know the joke Fortinbras Armstrong Apr 2014 #114

LOLZ! workinclasszero Apr 2014 #122

You'll like this too. Nanjing to Seoul Apr 2014 #123

Great video! workinclasszero Apr 2014 #124

He knows a lot Armadotrasgo Apr 2014 #106

Covert????Since when. Half-Century Man Apr 2014 #4

I remember when he auditioned on CBS for the late night position CBGLuthier Apr 2014 #5

+1000 for sour grapes (and fuck him) Tom Ripley Apr 2014 #14

I'm old enough to recall that as well - it was the definition bullwinkle428 Apr 2014 #31

I remember that. Limpballs was mocking Hillary mac56 Apr 2014 #63

ha! I remember that! Schema Thing Apr 2014 #74

Nice!! Chemisse Apr 2014 #110

they cleared the studio at the commercial break as i recall frylock Apr 2014 #40

Was Sajak's the only, (I thought a daytime) talk show he filled in on? I remember maddiemom Apr 2014 #41

There was that brief gig as a NFL commentator Kber Apr 2014 #70

He is, however... 3catwoman3 Apr 2014 #90

LOL chemenger Apr 2014 #117

Wasn't he canned because he made a racist comment Fortinbras Armstrong Apr 2014 #115

Maybe, but I think it was Mike Vick Kber Apr 2014 #116

I just looked it up, and it was McNabb in particular that he was talking about Fortinbras Armstrong Apr 2014 #118

Another great athlete. Kber Apr 2014 #120

Was it the Fox "News" Half-Hour Comedy Hour or whatever it was? mwb970 Apr 2014 #79

I didn't know that davidpdx Apr 2014 #75

He actually did have his own late night show. LTR Apr 2014 #88

Will live to see Colbert as Letterman's replacement. If anyone should complain Thinkingabout Apr 2014 #6

Get over it Shit Head. lpbk2713 Apr 2014 #7

I happened to hear him a week or two ago... ryan_cats Apr 2014 #8

how is it a rich asshole like Limbaugh has to get his drugs via housekeeper? Skittles Apr 2014 #17

100 Dr Feelgoods are useless Nevernose Apr 2014 #38

When you are at the point of taking enough Hydrocodone it destroys your hearing, you're at the Ikonoklast Apr 2014 #65

Florida has implemented a statewide pharma registry.... HooptieWagon Apr 2014 #81

Aww... Jamaal510 Apr 2014 #9

I recently saw Billy Jean King speak. She was great, still answering questions when we had to leave maddiemom Apr 2014 #83

He has had his chances at prime time TV ... LannyDeVaney Apr 2014 #10

Welcome to DU, LannyDeVaney! calimary Apr 2014 #95

Is anyone going to tell Rush that Dave is an unapologetic Liberal? tridim Apr 2014 #11

My thoughts exactly. nt awoke_in_2003 Apr 2014 #64

ROFL davidpdx Apr 2014 #76

Or that Conan O'Brien got kicked off NBC because he refused to have Sarah Palin on? Initech Apr 2014 #104

Fume away, Mr. Anal Cyst. City Lights Apr 2014 #12

Heezus! Maudlin much, there piggy? callous taoboy Apr 2014 #13

Limbaugh still has sour grapes over his own failed TV experiment nt Ex Lurker Apr 2014 #15

Sour Grapes? yuiyoshida Apr 2014 #102

You know it's a good thing if it pisses off Rush. Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #16

sounds like ru$h is describing himself in radio world.... spanone Apr 2014 #18

Poor Rush BainsBane Apr 2014 #19

Mmm, Rush's tears are so yummy and sweet! pokerfan Apr 2014 #20

Thanks for the Cartman reference! It's perfect. Nanjing to Seoul Apr 2014 #98

Mel Brooks explains.... Bluenorthwest Apr 2014 #21

IDK, CBS the now Roger Ailes derivative? Ligyron Apr 2014 #22

Oh, leave it to Comedy Central to find someone. They are good at that..n/t monmouth3 Apr 2014 #23

Hmmm, now that you mention it, John Oliver comes to mind ... Ligyron Apr 2014 #34

that's what i was thinking frylock Apr 2014 #42

nah, John Oliver has a new HBO show NMDemDist2 Apr 2014 #69

Of course? Erich Bloodaxe BSN Apr 2014 #24

No reruns, but Letterman's shows are up on the CBS website the next day. subterranean Apr 2014 #43

Confirmation that Colbert was an excellent choice. nt Bobbie Jo Apr 2014 #25

Rush is jealous.- not even 'republican fox', 'free TV' wants him. Sunlei Apr 2014 #26

Maybe Rushbo is jealous that he wasn't chosen? LoisB Apr 2014 #27

Does Late Night get to Armed Forces TV? grasswire Apr 2014 #28

He's concern about something happening at the 11:30 format? LiberalFighter Apr 2014 #29

"Declared war on the heartland of America?" What does he think Letterman has been doing? rocktivity Apr 2014 #30

Hey, Rush.... deutsey Apr 2014 #32

Everything is over the top for Limbaugh. How else to pump up ratings? nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2014 #33

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!! lame54 Apr 2014 #35

Sorry you had to learn it this way. randome Apr 2014 #45

he won't have the freedom on this new show lame54 Apr 2014 #50

If he gets the ratings Yavapai Apr 2014 #93

I know, lame54, I know. Laffy Kat Apr 2014 #62

Colbert owns & produces the Report. Contract with comedy central is to 2017? He can do all 3 shows. Sunlei Apr 2014 #68

I was sad to hear the news Digit Apr 2014 #103

Given what views Rush expresses under the umbrella "conservatism" Jack Rabbit Apr 2014 #36

good... good frylock Apr 2014 #39

That's like complaining AM radio has declared a war on liberals reflection Apr 2014 #44

anything that rush hates must be good for the country! Takket Apr 2014 #46

Successful comedians always have a liberal bent. randome Apr 2014 #47

That's because hate isn't funny... louis-t Apr 2014 #87

When I read "Conservatives are not funny", Yavapai Apr 2014 #94

He should be thankful. tanyev Apr 2014 #48

The Noon to Three Spot on Radio Is Supremely Fucked Dirty Socialist Apr 2014 #49

That is hilarious! defacto7 Apr 2014 #51

TV doesn't care what old geezers think. They want the 18 to 30 yr. old demo. It was a brilliant move Pisces Apr 2014 #52

History repeats itself. Remember the rural purge? alp227 Apr 2014 #53

JAY LENO was a CONSERVATIVE PARTISAN hack.. so what? vkkv Apr 2014 #54

You had your chance with the "half hour news hour". Dawson Leery Apr 2014 #55

Hey, Limbaugh, how about the Frank Luntz hire? Enthusiast Apr 2014 #56

Traditional American Values like being a pill head, 4 wives, and a draft dodger? Tierra_y_Libertad Apr 2014 #57

One has a golden career ahead of them, the other continues to hemorrhage sponsors! Rex Apr 2014 #58

Rush is concerned over unfair political biases in the media? Sheepshank Apr 2014 #59

I wonder. Could it be that Rash actually thought he had a shot at Letterman's job? ChairmanAgnostic Apr 2014 #60

Poor Pigman,....I picture him sitting on the toilet crying because he didn't get the gig. Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2014 #61

Must admit I'm sad ybbor Apr 2014 #66

R#62 & K for, both LIMBOsevic and O'LOOFAH are feaking out!1 n/t UTUSN Apr 2014 #67

He forgot to tell his idiot fans that Letterman Kingofalldems Apr 2014 #71

Fond memories of Dave serving up some humble pie to Rush ... King_Klonopin Apr 2014 #105

Oh the humanity! Fucker limbaugh laments from his perch in hell. Cha Apr 2014 #72

I wish that gasbag would hold his breath CFLDem Apr 2014 #73

Nah, some jokes will stay the same. Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #77

"they hired a partisan, so-called comedian, to run a comedy show" BumRushDaShow Apr 2014 #80

Rush Limbaugh, Freak. They_Live Apr 2014 #82

The fact that Rush is upset makes me happy Gothmog Apr 2014 #84

Just like Reagan getting rid of the 'Fairness Doctrine?' and Limbaugh, et al re-defining sanity, joanbarnes Apr 2014 #85

Did he have a stroke? An actual one? Let me know when that happens. Other than that, silvershadow Apr 2014 #91

Comedy is a librul invention LiberalLovinLug Apr 2014 #92

he bloviates and all I hear is "oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, <snort>" and something playing in mud Nanjing to Seoul Apr 2014 #96

Don't take much to get Rush whiney ass going! B Calm Apr 2014 #99

Anything VA_Jill Apr 2014 #100

Anything that gives that drug-addled pussball a sad... 99Forever Apr 2014 #101

It's all part of the Colbert Freakout being led by freaks like Michelle Malkin... elzenmahn Apr 2014 #107

It's always fun to see Limbaugh pooping his pants. DesertDiamond Apr 2014 #111

Colbert is a genius daybranch Apr 2014 #112

Sure Rush, Laugh-In, All in the Family and Maude were all "covert". I do not think you know what TeamPooka Apr 2014 #113

If it's bad to Rush Limbaugh Doc Holliday Apr 2014 #119

Rush Limbaugh freaked out long before Letterman decided to retire. merrily Apr 2014 #121