I'm just gonna lay this here....have at it.

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. Actually, in Fla...Farting in public is illegal, but only after 6 PM.

True.
See here:
http://floridamanandwoman.tumblr.com/

Friendly reminder about laws in Florida: (Some good, some bad, some just strange.)

In Florida your gender on your license can be changed with just a note from your therapist confirming your gender, and the same is true for a marriage license.
Any “unnatural act” with another person is banned in Florida, which technically excludes all positions except missionary.
Unmarried couples cannot commit any “lewd acts” even if it’s in their own residence.
It was illegal to have sex with a porcupine but no other animal until a few years ago, when all bestiality was considered “animal cruelty”.
Unmarried women may not go parachuting on Sunday. Any other day is fine.
It is illegal to sing in public if you have a swimsuit on.
Men cannot be seen in public wearing a strapless gown.
It’s illegal to kiss your wife’s breasts. I guess that’s considered unnatural.
It’s legal to sell marijuana in certain places with a license but illegal to own marijuana.
All cell phones and electronic devices are technically banned in Internet cafes but of course no one follows that.
Domestic partnerships are only legal in some cities, but in cities where it is legal, same sex domestic partnership is legal.
It is considered an act of public nudity to shower naked.
Farting in public is illegal, but only after 6 PM.
Pregnant pigs cannot be confined to cages. It’s listed in the state constitution.
All doors MUST open outwards.
Chickens are considered a “protected species” in Key West.
It’s illegal to hang your clothes on a clothesline outside in Cape Coral.
You cannot skateboard without a license.