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Fortinbras Armstrong

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85. A bit from the English film "Brassed Off" is appropriate here

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 07:01 AM

Jun 2014

So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on their faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.

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I'm just gonna lay this here....have at it. [View all] dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 OP

And how many thousands of years ago does he say the dinosaur extinction was...? villager Jun 2014 #1

too bad republicans can't go extinct without voters tk2kewl Jun 2014 #2

+1000,000 ismnotwasm Jun 2014 #3

Elebenty bajillion shenmue Jun 2014 #8

You win ismnotwasm Jun 2014 #24

+ a brazilian. WinkyDink Jun 2014 #68

Actually, without voters, they WOULD be extinct. riqster Jun 2014 #60

Yes, they can. aquart Jun 2014 #70

I figure Republican dinosaurs pissed off God so He threw a big rock at them. hunter Jun 2014 #4

I bet they were gay dinosaurs. passiveporcupine Jun 2014 #38

This sort of statement validates a theory I've had for some time. lpbk2713 Jun 2014 #5

He/she needs to try again. 3catwoman3 Jun 2014 #43

I thought the existence of Republicans proves there is no God. nt SunSeeker Jun 2014 #73

Loki, the god of mischief, in action. tclambert Jun 2014 #80

A bit from the English film "Brassed Off" is appropriate here Fortinbras Armstrong Jun 2014 #85

Dinosaur farts are the obvious culprit. Particularly in elevators. Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2014 #6

Actually, in Fla...Farting in public is illegal, but only after 6 PM. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #25

Attempting to mate with a porcupine... 3catwoman3 Jun 2014 #44

Dunno....given the room temperature IQ of Fla. Repubs...... dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #48

The first porn I might pay to see..... Curmudgeoness Jun 2014 #45

men can't wear strapless gowns? awoke_in_2003 Jun 2014 #47

This is why I think they should have to remove 2 laws Live and Learn Jun 2014 #54

About the marijuana, can you rent it? aquart Jun 2014 #71

I'm surprised I'm not in prison as a repeat offender. Fuddnik Jun 2014 #74

Maybe it wasn't a meteor. Maybe they discovered "fart lighting" and blew themselves up. jtuck004 Jun 2014 #36

This is like one of EarlG's bad mailbag entries. nt TBF Jun 2014 #7

You know, when someone would state something like this ... LisaLynne Jun 2014 #9

I think the most bizarre part of that statement .... Scuba Jun 2014 #10

Oh you name dropper you!. I thought he represented (R-MORONTOWN) AAO Jun 2014 #33

This is exhausting... Rider3 Jun 2014 #11

Or the scotch (and I don't even drink) LoisB Jun 2014 #22

It is, isn't it? Ishoutandscream2 Jun 2014 #55

He was a Dem until 97, until THEY got him to switch. Thank God for that. CurtEastPoint Jun 2014 #12

Sigh, I'll see these very words on a graphic on Facebook any minute now. eom Blanks Jun 2014 #13

Also just in from Miller LondonReign2 Jun 2014 #14

Bullseye. YAY! vlakitti Jun 2014 #30

seems legit Warren DeMontague Jun 2014 #15

OMG the Stupid....it's so strong it BURNS!!!!! LynneSin Jun 2014 #16

So does our planet...sigh. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #20

Someone needs to go back to Science Class. Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2014 #17

The stupidity... EEO Jun 2014 #18

Disbelief Enoki33 Jun 2014 #19

The stupidity hurts..... Swede Atlanta Jun 2014 #21

how does he know--i have watched those historical documents called "the Flinstones" and cars and dembotoz Jun 2014 #23

They're the modern stone age lovemydog Jun 2014 #26

Damn Solly Mack Jun 2014 #27

There is more time between the Stegosaurus and T-Rex than between the T-Rex and you. tecelote Jun 2014 #28

If he's holding a live grenade lovemydog Jun 2014 #29

Someone with critical thinking skills like that AAO Jun 2014 #31

I feel better now, I mean we survived that one didn't we. A Simple Game Jun 2014 #32

I want to smoke what Jeff is smoking, so long as I don't get as stupid as he is. marble falls Jun 2014 #34

How much $$$$ does he get from oil companies? lovemydog Jun 2014 #35

All media should do stories lovemydog Jun 2014 #37

WTF?!? onecaliberal Jun 2014 #39

That aspirin is not gonna work if you keep hitting your head against the wall. lady lib Jun 2014 #40

How does he KNOW that? Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2014 #41

There ya go - lovemydog Jun 2014 #46

And I bet that would stump him for a few seconds/minutes. AAO Jun 2014 #87

Fred and Barney! bvf Jun 2014 #84

Because I read entirely too much science fiction, SheilaT Jun 2014 #42

But, but, what about the dinosaur flatulence? blue neen Jun 2014 #49

So THAT's why Fla. passed a law against farting dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #56

Car pollution didn't kill 'em! Dinosaurs were done in by smoking. . . Journeyman Jun 2014 #50

Miller is not that stupid, but he's hoping his base is. Uncle Joe Jun 2014 #51

Scary thing is - his base IS that stupid! AAO Jun 2014 #88

Stop taking the aspirin OverseaVisitor Jun 2014 #52

I took your advice, stopped the apirin. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #64

Didn't he watch the Flintstones? Anyone that did Live and Learn Jun 2014 #53

Or were dinosaurs the hoax and global warming is real? tclambert Jun 2014 #57

if I were a Tea Party repug dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #58

Nonsense-- Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #59

Stockman, Gohmert, Bachmann, and now this guy? Botany Jun 2014 #61

botany...that pic of him..who does it remind you of? dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #69

I see Jonathon Winters batshit crazy son. AAO Jun 2014 #89

Republicans never fail to bring the new low. n/t Jefferson23 Jun 2014 #62

The stupid seriously burns strong with this one! Initech Jun 2014 #63

Didn't a meteorite hit the earth savalez Jun 2014 #65

No, it doesn't say so in the Bible, so it couldn't have happened. tclambert Jun 2014 #81

This is what I wonder: doesn't this guy have kids? KIds that go to SCHOOL? Where they teach CTyankee Jun 2014 #66

They are big on Home Schooling and Charter Schools dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #77

Dinosaur Rep: "Human intelligence is a hoax because acceptance of science went extinct without WinkyDink Jun 2014 #67

Won't be satisfied until the climate mirrors Venus nt rpannier Jun 2014 #72

And there you have it! WHEN CRABS ROAR Jun 2014 #75

The real reason dinosaurs went extinct Harry Monroe Jun 2014 #76

INCOMING ! HoosierCowboy Jun 2014 #78

Guess climate change can be from only ONE cause, eh? dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #79

This guy is a regular Sherlock Holmes. bvf Jun 2014 #82

Congressional GOP keeping aspirin companies and psych wards profitable rpannier Jun 2014 #83

K&R DeSwiss Jun 2014 #86

This guy is my Rep... SimpleMan Jun 2014 #90

My deepest sympathies to you. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #92

Republicans do not believe in dinosaurs ... pbmus Jun 2014 #91