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(11,665 posts) Wed Jun 18, 2014, 04:55 PM Jun 2014

Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis [View all]

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At least five American men have shot off their penises since 2010.

I keep hearing about these responsible gun owners who are so very careful with their dangerous weapons, so I can only conclude that this guy did it on purpose!

A man in Macon, Georgia accidentally shot himself in the penis while attempting to holster his gun last week.

According to WMAZ Channel 13, the man was parked at a gas station and was attempting to put away the .45 caliber pistol when it discharged, striking him in the groin. The man immediately drove to a friend’s house.

According to police, the victim dropped his pants to find that he had shot himself in the penis and that the bullet had exited his body through the buttocks. As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor.

http://crooksandliars.com/2014/06/yet-another-responsible-gun-owner-shoots

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Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis [View all] Playinghardball Jun 2014 OP

How was he able to find his penis to shoot it. warrior1 Jun 2014 #1

not easy enid602 Jun 2014 #10

It just goes to show... MohRokTah Jun 2014 #2

That's a pretty useless tool of argumentation. Every person is responsible... Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #8

Gunbanner TalkingPoint� Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #20

Gun humping reaction MohRokTah Jun 2014 #23

+1000 Katashi_itto Jun 2014 #24

Sounds like you've been studying this too long. Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #27

Honestly, though, your argument completely disavows statistics. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #41

No, it doesn't. It is 100% accurate in all cases. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #43

Do you even comprehend the extent to which you have no idea what you're talking about? Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #48

You may understand statistics, but you fail to understand simple language MohRokTah Jun 2014 #50

Again, you do not know the future. You are not omniscient. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #56

In this case I absolutely KNOW the future. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #57

Utterly vacuous nonsense. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #60

I see you're embarrassed because you do not understand simple language. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #61

I assume "simple language" is code for anti-intellectual sentiment. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #72

Your make false assumptions. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #89

Why are you arguing semantics oklahomalib Jun 2014 #63

At least we know more about the private lives of Ammosexuals. Katashi_itto Jun 2014 #25

Haven't peered enough through "loop holes" to know. Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #28

That's taking "intimacy" to a whole new level. Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #67

There is a safety on the gun. Too bad he didn't use it. In_The_Wind Jun 2014 #3

Attempted Suicide bpj62 Jun 2014 #4

DUzy !! alittlelark Jun 2014 #64

Those of us who don't have a sick, twisted gun fetish can think of much Aristus Jun 2014 #5

Did it spit at him? Was he "staniding his ground"? Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2014 #6

LOL...That was funny nt The Road Runner Jun 2014 #47

Always happy to help warrprayer Jun 2014 #7

why did he have a gun out at a gas station? NightWatcher Jun 2014 #9

A concealed holster would potentially point the gun at your nether regions. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #12

Add to that the fact that he was sitting in the car while trying to get the pistol in the holster. hedda_foil Jun 2014 #14

Which begs the question: Ikonoklast Jun 2014 #81

Darwin award winners magical thyme Jun 2014 #11

Correct. KamaAina Jun 2014 #21

It would be nice to see a winner be able to receive the prize in person. Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #68

If only his penis had a gun. Gungeoneer logic. Oh, well, no great loss. nt valerief Jun 2014 #13

Why are you fascinated with penis? Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #22

Title of OP. Buh-bye forever. nt valerief Jun 2014 #44

Good.nt Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #46

Guns don't shoot penises, people shoot penises. ipfilter Jun 2014 #15

Pity alcibiades_mystery Jun 2014 #16

Ouch. 'the spent round fell to the floor" meaning the bullet or the penis? uppityperson Jun 2014 #17

DUzy! nt longship Jun 2014 #19

"As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor." Is that what they call it now? Hekate Jun 2014 #18

Had the bullet gone 2 inches to either side sarisataka Jun 2014 #26

If...but that is not what happened. nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #33

If... is the main argument sarisataka Jun 2014 #36

Again, that is not what happened nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #38

One opinion sarisataka Jun 2014 #39

Well, as a medic I see the "humor" in it nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #40

Oh come on...Lighten up. The Road Runner Jun 2014 #51

So his penis saved his life. How many men can say that? Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #70

So, he has to leave it lying around loose in his car? arcane1 Jun 2014 #29

Gun accidents ARE gun violence etherealtruth Jun 2014 #30

Needs to take lessons from Deputy Barney Fife. lpbk2713 Jun 2014 #31

Maybe now he should keep his Politicalboi Jun 2014 #32

This seems to be the preferred method used for *Male Genital Mutilation* in the US these days. nt Zorra Jun 2014 #34

You've made the night of many an anti-Gunster. You know... aikoaiko Jun 2014 #35

Well, at least if we had our way Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #71

Ouch, and right through the Joe the Plumber's crack Blue Owl Jun 2014 #37

He drove to a friend's house???? nolabear Jun 2014 #42

And it reads as if he didn't realize it treestar Jun 2014 #53

Guns don't shoot penises, penises shoot penises. nt SDjack Jun 2014 #45

But ... aren't we supposed to get our minds off of the penis? betsuni Jun 2014 #49

If he'd only been a responsible penis owner BeyondGeography Jun 2014 #52

No doubt, he felt threatened by his dick! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2014 #54

Maybe he was just trying to do this... The Road Runner Jun 2014 #55

Oh man BeyondGeography Jun 2014 #58

What is it a "Good Penis" or a "Bad Penis"? blue neen Jun 2014 #59

I love a good penis thread. bettyellen Jun 2014 #62

Stand Your Groind betsuni Jun 2014 #65

Now that's Darwin Prize worthy! n/t Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #66

Honorable mention, possibly sakabatou Jun 2014 #73

This is the part of being in a free country I just love. kestrel91316 Jun 2014 #69

Natural selection. n/t Fearless Jun 2014 #74

Wait til he tries to fill 'er up without a dipstick ucrdem Jun 2014 #75

Dick With a Gun Pulls Trigger on Penis. Headline material if I do say so myself. Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #76

Man shoots penis getting headline ucrdem Jun 2014 #77

Gunner Goes Off Half-Cocked? Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #78

Customer gets the shaft. ucrdem Jun 2014 #80

That one hit below the belt. Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #82

Now he's really running on empty. ucrdem Jun 2014 #83

I'm racking my brain, but I'm too tired to keep up. Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #85

His engine misfired and now it won't start ucrdem Jun 2014 #86

Sometimes it's better not to pump your own. ucrdem Jun 2014 #79

That's too bad. I've heard that his penis was an upstanding member Arugula Latte Jun 2014 #84

And now he has a defective part. ucrdem Jun 2014 #87

Obviously he is Dead-eye Dick n/t intaglio Jun 2014 #88

It is the opinion of the hosts that this does not meet the SOP for GD Autumn Jun 2014 #90