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11. Darwin award winners

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Wed Jun 18, 2014, 05:19 PM

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Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis [View all] Playinghardball Jun 2014 OP

How was he able to find his penis to shoot it. warrior1 Jun 2014 #1

not easy enid602 Jun 2014 #10

It just goes to show... MohRokTah Jun 2014 #2

That's a pretty useless tool of argumentation. Every person is responsible... Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #8

Gunbanner TalkingPoint� Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #20

Gun humping reaction MohRokTah Jun 2014 #23

+1000 Katashi_itto Jun 2014 #24

Sounds like you've been studying this too long. Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #27

Honestly, though, your argument completely disavows statistics. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #41

No, it doesn't. It is 100% accurate in all cases. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #43

Do you even comprehend the extent to which you have no idea what you're talking about? Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #48

You may understand statistics, but you fail to understand simple language MohRokTah Jun 2014 #50

Again, you do not know the future. You are not omniscient. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #56

In this case I absolutely KNOW the future. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #57

Utterly vacuous nonsense. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #60

I see you're embarrassed because you do not understand simple language. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #61

I assume "simple language" is code for anti-intellectual sentiment. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #72

Your make false assumptions. MohRokTah Jun 2014 #89

Why are you arguing semantics oklahomalib Jun 2014 #63

At least we know more about the private lives of Ammosexuals. Katashi_itto Jun 2014 #25

Haven't peered enough through "loop holes" to know. Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #28

That's taking "intimacy" to a whole new level. Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #67

There is a safety on the gun. Too bad he didn't use it. In_The_Wind Jun 2014 #3

Attempted Suicide bpj62 Jun 2014 #4

DUzy !! alittlelark Jun 2014 #64

Those of us who don't have a sick, twisted gun fetish can think of much Aristus Jun 2014 #5

Did it spit at him? Was he "staniding his ground"? Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2014 #6

LOL...That was funny nt The Road Runner Jun 2014 #47

Always happy to help warrprayer Jun 2014 #7

why did he have a gun out at a gas station? NightWatcher Jun 2014 #9

A concealed holster would potentially point the gun at your nether regions. Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #12

Add to that the fact that he was sitting in the car while trying to get the pistol in the holster. hedda_foil Jun 2014 #14

Which begs the question: Ikonoklast Jun 2014 #81

Darwin award winners magical thyme Jun 2014 #11

Correct. KamaAina Jun 2014 #21

It would be nice to see a winner be able to receive the prize in person. Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #68

If only his penis had a gun. Gungeoneer logic. Oh, well, no great loss. nt valerief Jun 2014 #13

Why are you fascinated with penis? Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #22

Title of OP. Buh-bye forever. nt valerief Jun 2014 #44

Good.nt Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #46

Guns don't shoot penises, people shoot penises. ipfilter Jun 2014 #15

Pity alcibiades_mystery Jun 2014 #16

Ouch. 'the spent round fell to the floor" meaning the bullet or the penis? uppityperson Jun 2014 #17

DUzy! nt longship Jun 2014 #19

"As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor." Is that what they call it now? Hekate Jun 2014 #18

Had the bullet gone 2 inches to either side sarisataka Jun 2014 #26

If...but that is not what happened. nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #33

If... is the main argument sarisataka Jun 2014 #36

Again, that is not what happened nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #38

One opinion sarisataka Jun 2014 #39

Well, as a medic I see the "humor" in it nadinbrzezinski Jun 2014 #40

Oh come on...Lighten up. The Road Runner Jun 2014 #51

So his penis saved his life. How many men can say that? Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #70

So, he has to leave it lying around loose in his car? arcane1 Jun 2014 #29

Gun accidents ARE gun violence etherealtruth Jun 2014 #30

Needs to take lessons from Deputy Barney Fife. lpbk2713 Jun 2014 #31

Maybe now he should keep his Politicalboi Jun 2014 #32

This seems to be the preferred method used for *Male Genital Mutilation* in the US these days. nt Zorra Jun 2014 #34

You've made the night of many an anti-Gunster. You know... aikoaiko Jun 2014 #35

Well, at least if we had our way Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #71

Ouch, and right through the Joe the Plumber's crack Blue Owl Jun 2014 #37

He drove to a friend's house???? nolabear Jun 2014 #42

And it reads as if he didn't realize it treestar Jun 2014 #53

Guns don't shoot penises, penises shoot penises. nt SDjack Jun 2014 #45

But ... aren't we supposed to get our minds off of the penis? betsuni Jun 2014 #49

If he'd only been a responsible penis owner BeyondGeography Jun 2014 #52

No doubt, he felt threatened by his dick! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2014 #54

Maybe he was just trying to do this... The Road Runner Jun 2014 #55

Oh man BeyondGeography Jun 2014 #58

What is it a "Good Penis" or a "Bad Penis"? blue neen Jun 2014 #59

I love a good penis thread. bettyellen Jun 2014 #62

Stand Your Groind betsuni Jun 2014 #65

Now that's Darwin Prize worthy! n/t Crunchy Frog Jun 2014 #66

Honorable mention, possibly sakabatou Jun 2014 #73

This is the part of being in a free country I just love. kestrel91316 Jun 2014 #69

Natural selection. n/t Fearless Jun 2014 #74

Wait til he tries to fill 'er up without a dipstick ucrdem Jun 2014 #75

Dick With a Gun Pulls Trigger on Penis. Headline material if I do say so myself. Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #76

Man shoots penis getting headline ucrdem Jun 2014 #77

Gunner Goes Off Half-Cocked? Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #78

Customer gets the shaft. ucrdem Jun 2014 #80

That one hit below the belt. Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #82

Now he's really running on empty. ucrdem Jun 2014 #83

I'm racking my brain, but I'm too tired to keep up. Ed Suspicious Jun 2014 #85

His engine misfired and now it won't start ucrdem Jun 2014 #86

Sometimes it's better not to pump your own. ucrdem Jun 2014 #79

That's too bad. I've heard that his penis was an upstanding member Arugula Latte Jun 2014 #84

And now he has a defective part. ucrdem Jun 2014 #87

Obviously he is Dead-eye Dick n/t intaglio Jun 2014 #88

It is the opinion of the hosts that this does not meet the SOP for GD Autumn Jun 2014 #90