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Rex

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63. Constipation.

Wed Aug 13, 2014, 07:14 PM

Aug 2014

Daemons I say-th, leave my colon! In the name of Jesus! Let the Glory of the Light purge my bowels of the fowl poo poo Daemon!

Oh and send me 1000 dollars in small bills Lord.

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Pat Robertson discusses plan to impeach Obama over Iraq: �Intervene, Lord! Send the angels!� [View all] unhappycamper Aug 2014 OP

Batshit crazy old Pat! doxydad Aug 2014 #1

Hey Pat, Why don't you "give the order" to that invisible sky god of yours? n2doc Aug 2014 #2

Untreated mental illness is a sad thing. hobbit709 Aug 2014 #3

Pat is making common course with Birtherism MohRokTah Aug 2014 #4

Pat, from the looks of the photo, mineral oil might help. Hoppy Aug 2014 #5

.......... trusty elf Aug 2014 #49

ROFL!!!!!!! calimary Aug 2014 #56

Send money underpants Aug 2014 #6

Go away, old man. (nt) Paladin Aug 2014 #7

Oh, sure, Pat. Because that always works. ladyVet Aug 2014 #8

Frootloop for Jesus Robert24 Aug 2014 #9

Welcome to DU, Robert24! calimary Aug 2014 #57

Pat, the Bush administration is long over. Time to go back under the troll rock you came from. Initech Aug 2014 #10

Poor Marion, he's SO lost and senile. Perhaps he'd like to discuss HIS "military experience"? George II Aug 2014 #11

Jebus! Take the wheel! SammyWinstonJack Aug 2014 #12

i suspect the modern televangelists will be filling the cesspools in hell. spanone Aug 2014 #13

Why Robin and not this guy instead? PowerToThePeople Aug 2014 #14

"The good ones die young; the schmucks live to 100." hifiguy Aug 2014 #19

I was thinking that even before this thread. Boomerproud Aug 2014 #29

To quote Lewis Black: Initech Aug 2014 #41

He *still* hasn't taken that dump yet? durablend Aug 2014 #15

sure Roy Rolling Aug 2014 #16

That is a man-like object in desperate need hifiguy Aug 2014 #17

DUZY! love_katz Aug 2014 #65

It's ok Pat, walk into the light... Blue Idaho Aug 2014 #18

Well where the f*** is your BMX band, Angel Summoner? Crowman1979 Aug 2014 #20

Yes, Lord, send in those warmongering angels... nt kelliekat44 Aug 2014 #21

�I would tell the four star (general), the head of Central Command, two words: Destroy ISIS� Fortinbras Armstrong Aug 2014 #22

Lord, send your angels! VA_Jill Aug 2014 #23

Wouldn't he first have to be elected to an office in order to impeach him LynneSin Aug 2014 #24

How much Thorazine can an angel carry, and how fast can they get to Pat's house? jmowreader Aug 2014 #25

That senile old fart should have retired a couple of decades ago Warpy Aug 2014 #26

The GOP never let me down Sadie5 Aug 2014 #27

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. Botany Aug 2014 #28

I thought it was, "Blessed are the cheese makers.." Thanks for the clarification. Hoppy Aug 2014 #51

ROFL!!!!!!! calimary Aug 2014 #58

Too much cheese is what gave Blood Diamond Pat that look. Freshwest sez: freshwest Aug 2014 #64

Exactly! RavensChick Aug 2014 #60

The Twilight Zone? LloydS of New London Aug 2014 #30

If God gave a damn easychoice Aug 2014 #31

Oh lord please give Pat the strength to strap on a 45 and tote a 50 caliber right Lint Head Aug 2014 #32

What a dip fuck. If there is a hell, he will be there. Little demons will stab him with pitchforks Autumn Aug 2014 #33

That photo looks like Pat could use a lot more fiber in his diet. TheMightyFavog Aug 2014 #34

Crazy talk blkmusclmachine Aug 2014 #35

If it was so important, Jesus would come himself, Pat... no? tomm2thumbs Aug 2014 #36

Rev. Pat and the rest of the so called Christians doesn't know GOD nor Jesus Iliyah Aug 2014 #38

Saddam's treatment of Christians Cartoonist Aug 2014 #37

"Intervene, Lord! Send the angels!" Bartlet Aug 2014 #39

Lord! Please intervene and strike Pat Robertson mute (at least for a few years). LoisB Aug 2014 #40

In the North East Turbineguy Aug 2014 #42

He wouldn't recognize an angel one was sitting next to him. Punkingal Aug 2014 #43

Send a buzzard, Lord pscot Aug 2014 #44

Ridiculous to the point of sad. The senile old coot needs to be retired from TV. Owl Aug 2014 #45

Pattycake the only Angel you're going to get to see JackInGreen Aug 2014 #46

if you play the tape backwards...... trusty elf Aug 2014 #47

Bye Bye tax exempt status crazy old coot Heather MC Aug 2014 #48

Robertson is a liar and a scumbag piece of crap Uben Aug 2014 #50

How much longer can Pat Robertson ride this silly horse of imagined divine intervention? nt ladjf Aug 2014 #52

As long as Xtians keep tuning into Bro Pat, Bro Pat will keep squeezing them out for us. unhappycamper Aug 2014 #53

Invisible Sky Daddy...I command thee to strike Pat Robertson dead....NOW! (n/t) Moostache Aug 2014 #54

Sore Loserman. Just another one. He looks like he's squatting on the toilet in that photo. calimary Aug 2014 #55

I wish Lucifer , his master would call him back down home . This man is very sick and evil . geretogo Aug 2014 #59

Dude, s/he already did...they are here. Sorry you can't see them. Jesus is back, too. He is in libdem4life Aug 2014 #61

He looks like he is constipated.... movonne Aug 2014 #62

Constipation. Rex Aug 2014 #63